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50 Horse Racing Pick Up Lines for Racing Fans

by Annie Rosy

Neigh!

Wanna see my Jockeys?

Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?

Want some of this Derby pie?

Your beauty makes me giddy up!

I’ll win if you show at my place.

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I won’t shoot you when you’re old.

I’d like to name a horse after you.

I’d bet my last two dollars on you.

Wanna see what length I can win by?

I’d bet my last two dollars on you.

I will meet you at the finish line.

The flower on your hat is gorgeous.

Don’t make me go in circles for you.

Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

Let’s drink Mint Juleps and horse around.

Girl, I am hung like… Well, you know…

My hooves are in serious need of knocking!

You’ve got the superfecta key to my heart.

Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish?

You don’t have to ask to taste my seabiscuit.

What is your name? Because I want to pick you.

I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Is it just my shoes or am I getting lucky tonight?

I would love to snuggle with you on the bleachers.

It’s your lucky night. My Sêmên is worth millions.

Are you Knabstrupper? Because you are a rare beauty.

If you are a horse, you will always be my first pick.

Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together.

I’ve got a side game going on in my pants…wanna play?

How’d you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.

Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one.

You must be an exotic wager, because you are hard to win.

You know what they say about women with large Derby hats…

These daily racing forms are stupid. Let’s just have S#x.

Are you an Arabians? Because I heard you are pretty agile.

I know it’s a race, but let’s take our time to the finish.

As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.

Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off!

Would you like to spend an afternoon in the racetrack with me?

Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn’t the only fun thing to ride.

I can not decide which horse to place my bet, can you help me?

Those eyes. That smile. That body. You’re a Triple Crown winner.

Baby, with or without that fascinator I still find you fascinating.

To say that I am charitable in the stable, would be ponying around.

Hey baby, do you want to join my racing club? It is exclusively me.

That’s right, girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.

Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long

I’m like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

I’m like the Kentucky derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

Why don’t you get rid of that side saddle and come be my mane squeeze?

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you’ll have to ride me instead.

You can ride me so hard they will have to take me out back and shoot me.

Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours.

Hey Chocolate Silver Dapple Pinto, did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.

Why don’t we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse.

If you are ready for more than the usual 8 second ride and a buck off, let me know.

You must be The Golden Akhal Teke, because your beautiful hair is shiny and golden.

I have a private luxury box. Wanna come back with me and I will show you some real actions.

Girl, you should not wear your designer fascinator/ hat, because it covers your beautiful face.

No no no… I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!”

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the racetrack. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

When I said let’s, “Go for Gin” and “Foolish Pleasure” and never “Behave Yourself,” or have “Regret,” I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.