Are you a Taurus?, cause I’m gonna Taurus snatch up
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Astromy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper?
They call me the milky way…Pleasure You Can’t Measure.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Hey baby, you’re out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
There will only be 7 planets left, when I’m done with Uranus
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Starlight, starbright why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
NASA said there will only be 7 planets after I destroy your anus
Are you wearing spacepants? ‘Cause that A$$ is out of this world!
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here
You’d better call me William Herschel, because I’m gonna discover Uranus
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Every time i look at you i feel like an astronaut…your beauty makes me float.
The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty.
Ask her “How does it feel?” When she ask’s what; you say “To be the only star in the sky”
I think I might become an astronomer, because I’m very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.