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Top 30 Galaxy Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

I’ll show you the world, if you show me Uranus.

So You work for NASA cause Your out of this world

Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up

Are you a Taurus?, cause I’m gonna Taurus snatch up

I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.

Astromy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper?

They call me the milky way…Pleasure You Can’t Measure.

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

Hey baby, you’re out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?

There will only be 7 planets left, when I’m done with Uranus

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

Starlight, starbright why don’t you come home with me tonight!

Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

NASA said there will only be 7 planets after I destroy your anus

Are you wearing spacepants? ‘Cause that A$$ is out of this world!

You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here

You’d better call me William Herschel, because I’m gonna discover Uranus

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.

Every time i look at you i feel like an astronaut…your beauty makes me float.

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin

I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty.

Ask her “How does it feel?” When she ask’s what; you say “To be the only star in the sky”

I think I might become an astronomer, because I’m very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.