[Top 50] Toad Frog Pick Up Lines!

by Annie Rosy

What do frogs drink?
Hot croako!
What do toads drink?
-a-cola!
What do drunk toads play?
Hop-scotch
How do frogs die?
They kermit suicide!
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
What’s a frogs favorite flower?
A croakus!
How do you make frog legs?
In a croak=pot.
[Top 50] Toad Frog Pick Up Lines!
[Top 50] Toad Frog Pick Up Lines!
Whats a frogs favorite game?
It’s croak-et!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What does a frog in Mcdonalds eat?
French Flies.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on!
What do you call a talking frog?
A quantum leap.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where do frogs keep there money?
In the riverbanks!
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do you call a rich frog?
A golf blooded amphibian!
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lilly.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?
Mistletoad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jumprope!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
They sit eggsaminations!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts!
Whats the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!
Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
What is the difference between a frog and a toad that is horny?
One says ribbit ribbit, and the other one says rub-it rub-it!

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About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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