[Top 40] Electrical Puns and Electrician Jokes

by Maria Line

I’m ex-static!
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
We should all have more resistance.
These jokes should be in Alt.ernating
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
Maybe you should stay off the lecture circuit.
On second thoughts, that would be a volt-face…
[Top 40] Electrical Puns and Electrician Jokes
[Top 40] Electrical Puns and Electrician Jokes
Yeah, we’ve just lost the spark in this thread.
Can’t you people conductor serious conversation?
The amount of contributions to this thread is AMPle
What do electricians chant when they meditate? Ohm.
I think you guys should pull the plug on this thread.
Where the circuit breaker for this re-volt-ing thread?
Ohm my God, that was bad. Watt made you tell that joke?
I’m late getting in on this…you had an un farad vantage.
Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.
“How hard can it be?” he said. I think he’s in for a shock.
I’m shocked that you said that, you could use some en-lightning
Awww shux, and I was getting all amped up on this current thread!
My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!
I was considering adding to this but I expect too much RESISTANCE.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.
Any more of these and they’ll have to charge me with A$$ault and battery.
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
Can some repost the whole thread? Some of the articles have been OHMitted.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Then wire we continuing? I can think of amp’le reasons. That’s it, I’m off ohm…
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
My resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly.
Perhaps if we switched to another topic. I just thought I’d zap in and relay my disgust at these puns.
My electrician friend accidently blew the power to the ice making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I Tasered her. I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.
I don’t want to be negative, but I’m a little con-fused with all this, I hope no one will socket to me and ground me for it….

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