[Top 100] Dragon Ball Z Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Big Bang me, lover!

You make my Power Pole extend.

I’m just saiyan, you’re super.

Bang me or I’ll kamehameha you..

I think you’re the ‘Head Cha-La’!

Goku: I’ll eat anything, even you.

I’m just saiyan, you’re super.

So can that tail do anything else?

Guys with swords make me randy.

I think you’re the ‘Head Cha-La’!

Hey, cutie, let me rock your dragon.

Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!

Wanna spar? If you know what I mean..

So…can that tail do anything else?

Hey, S#xy, want to get into my trunks?

Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls!

Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!

Hey baby, I’m just the right Kai for you.

I like guys who are named after underwear.

People call me Oolong…the ‘T’ is silent.

Hey, S#xy, want to get into my trunks?

If only I could find a man with an atS#xude

Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Sayjin?

I like guys who are named after underwear.

You get more than just my power level rising.

Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Sayjin?

That’s not my kamehameha girl, that’s my peπ!s!

Your eyes really are cold, but you’re still hot

Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that’s big?

My power level isn’t the only thing rising here.

How would you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?

If only I could find a man with an atS#xude”

My power level isn’t the only thing rising here.

Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!

Hey, let’s ‘Brain Dance’, if ya know what I mean!

That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?

I could of had immortality, but I wished for you!

Your name must be 9000, because I’m all over you.

Is your name Piccolo because I’d like to Nail you?

Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that’s big?

Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!

When i saw your face, I became hung like an oozaro.

Is your name Piccolo? Because I’d like to Nail you.

Girl you’re so hot, you can pA$$ off as my ki level.

Your eyes really are cold…But you’re still hot…”

Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.

That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?

Are you a dragon? Because you sure make my balls glow.

Are you ready to feel the power of my Big Bang Attack?

Hey, let’s ‘Brain Dance’, if ya know what I mean!

They call me trunks cause I know how to swing my sword.

I’ve got two of the greatest balls on earth. Wanna see?

Do you like dragon ball z? Because I’m drag deez ballz.

I’ve got two of the greatest balls on earth… wanna see?

You’re so beautiful, you make Namekians green with envy.

Do you like dragon ball z? Cause ima drag deez ballz.

I was thinking you could give me some personal training.

Girl, is your name Chiaotzu? Because you’re a doll face.

Hey, baby, want to do the Fusion Technique at my place?

Is your name Vegeta? How about you give me a final flash?

Baby why don’t you use your hands to fire my laser beams?

Yo, Veggie, why don’t you put all that energy to good use?

They call me trunks, because I know how to swing my sword.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from Snakeway.

Baby, why don’t you use your hands to fire my laser beams?

I’ve always wanted a guy who’s not afraid of leather pants.

I was thinking you could give me some personal training….

Yo, Veggie, why don’t you put all that energy to good use?

Hey let’s goku my house and let me play with your chi chi’s.

I’m not Android 19 but I know a way I can drain your energy.

Your name must be Bulma, because I wanna get in your Trunks.

Who needs 7 balls to summon their Dragon when you are around?

Is that a sword on your back or are you just happy to see me?

That spandex must be really tight. Can I take it off for you?

I can’t get enough of short, balding guys with bad atS#xudes.

Hey, let’s Goku my house and let me play with your chi chi’s.

I’ve always wanted a guy who’s not afraid of leather pants…”

I’m not Android 19, but I know a way I can drain your energy.

Hey is your name Simon Bower? Cause you’re a Fu©king mad cuπt.

You’re a Saiyan and it’s a full moon…I’m gonna make you howl.

I like short guys. Oh, I’m not implying your short or anything!

That spandex must be really tight. Can I take it off for you?

Is that a sword on your back or are you just happy to see me?

who needs seven balls to summon their Dragon when you’re around?

Hey is your name Simon Bower? Because you’re a Fu©king mad cuπt.

Hey. You look like you’re interested in me, and Tien is believing.

What a coincidence, my name begins with ‘Son’ also! Wanna hook up?

I’m not Broly but after tonight you’ll be saiyan that I’m legendary.

I’m not a Saibaman, but I want to wrap myself around you and explode.

Hey, guys that dont drink are guys that dont stink! In bed or out!!

I’m not Broly, but after tonight you’ll be Saiyan that I’m legendary.

Is that a nyoibo in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me??!

I can’t get enough of short, balding guys with bad atS#xudes. Meow!

I may not be Android 19, but there is one way I can drain your energy.

What a coincidence, my name begins with ‘Son’ also! Wanna hook up?

Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did Majin Buu do something to you girl? Because you’re as sweet as candy.

I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I’m actually his hot brother Vageta.

Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I’ll make your wishes come true.

I’ve got a fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

Babe, I’ll give you my big bang attack and we can create something universal.

I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?

Babe, I’ll give you my big bang attack, and we can create something universal.

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

I wish you were like saibamen. I wanna plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Hey girl, are you wearing Potara earrings? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

I like short guys. Oh, I’m not implying your short or anything! *nervose laugh*

I’ve got a ‘fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?

I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?

Girl is that potara earrings you’re wearing? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

“Hey Veggie, wanna come shopping? I know something fun you can do in an elevator

Are you a member of the Ginyu force Because I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.

If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.

Wow, those are some really tight pants! How do get into them, maybe starting with a drink??

Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? Because I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Girl, you’re the hottest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’m not just saying it. ‘m Super Saiyan it.

Wow, those are some really tight pants! How do get into them, mabye starting with a drink??

You are So much stronger than anyone else and better looking too! Wanna come over to my place?

Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I’ve got a much easier job you can do with it.

Girl, did you just use a Solar Flare? Because you just brightened up my day OR because I’m blinded with beauty.

I want to have S#x with you in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of reproduction.

My bedroom is like the hyperbolic time chamber. If we go in it I’ll give you a year’s worth of pleasure in one night.

Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I’ll give you a year’s worth of pleasure in just one night.

You’re always searching for the ultimate technique, right? Follow me and I’ll show you a technique that’s will stop any man in his tracks.

I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don’t have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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