Donut ever let me go.
Slow down sugar, I’m diabetic.
Sometimes I feel empty inside.
Mmmmmm…doughnuts. – Homer Simpson
I love you to the donuts and back.
You are the sprinkles on my donut.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I DONUT know what I’d do without you
Donuts make life a little bit sweeter.
Quick let have S#x, I’ll explain Later…
My D!¢K died, can I bury it in your A$$?
Life’s too short for whole wheat donuts.
Falling for you would be a very short trip
Donuts. An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
Man doesn’t live by coffee alone… have a donut!
Was that an Earthquake? Or you just rock my world
Please tell your BØØBs to stop staring at my eyes.
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Girl are you a bank loan? cause you got my interest
Do you have a Map? ’cause I keep lost in those BØØBs
The only circle of trust you should have is a donut.
Kiss me if am wrong, but dinosuars still exist right?
Boys will break your Heart, but i’ll pickup the pieces
From A to Z it doesn’t matter, what matters is U and I
Hey, can you please call me, I just lost my phone here…
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? – Matt Groening
The 1st thing I imagined when I saw the word “Love“ was You
I Iove your smile because. . . My favorite color is YELLOW..
You didn’t only caught my eyes, you caught my heart either..
Brr! My hands are cold, can I hide them inside of those Legs?
If I were a watermelon, would you swallow my seeds or split me?
I Don’t Know What My Future Holds, But I’m Hoping You’re In It…
Let me tighten your laces, I don’t want you to fall for anyone…
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
You’re Better Than The Girl Of My Dream… Why? Because You’re Real
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that A$$ is calling me.
Damn girl I ain’t Allstate but that A$$ about to be in good hands.
I left a bl0w j0b at your place, do you mind if I come by and get it?
After exercising I always eat donuts. Just kidding! I don’t exercise.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
The only thing that come outta mind when I saw the word “Love” is you.
Does your LEFT eye hurt? (No Why) You’ve been looking RIGHT whole Day…
Do you have time? [Tells you the Time] No, the time to write my number
Would you like a map? I wouldn’t want you to get lost on your way to me
Roses are red, violets are blue, so open your legs, and give me an hour
Would you like a map? I wouldn’t want you to get lost on your way to me.
You never leave my mind even when I have a million things to worry about.
Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I’m looking for!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.
Your Heart Says “YES” Your Mind Says “No” And You End Up Say “I Don’t Know”
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
Is your father a thief? (no why) where did you get those stars on your eyes…
I think I left a bl0wj0b at your house. Do you mind if I come by and get it?
roses are red and true love is rare b00ty b00ty b00ty b00ty rockin’ everywhere
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy donuts. And that’s kind of the same thing.
Be sweet and honest always, but for God’s sake don’t eat my doughnuts! – Emma Bunton
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
“Hy, am i invisible?” *Nop? Why?* “So you can see me?” *Ofcourse* “How about tomorrow night?”
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I myself am still a little sore from the impact.
As you ramble on through life, whatever be your goal keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.
The closest I’ll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.
To find inner peace search deep inside yourself. Is there a donut there? If not, take corrective action.
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
I wanna steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.
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