When you can’t feel your cheeks, you’ve had enough
If you really love me, you’ll make me your mistress.
My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some mar!ju@n@
I’m not a solution to your problem. I’m another problem.
I just was giving her a hard time… can I give you one too?
The drunker you are, the funnier I become. ABC did research.
You don’t want to get in this boys club… it wants to get in you.
I was trying to communicate without words, but it’s not working.
Let’s ignore the Surgeon General’s warning together… Lucky Strike?
What you call ‘love’ was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.
Forget growing old together, let’s pickle our youth in gin together.
I’m not trying to hit on you. I’m selling you a product, and that product is me.
I don’t mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.
Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you’re the dessert?
I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glA$$ of milk.
Hey baby, let’s take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.
I’m just like Mad Men, I’ll make you wait till Sunday night — and then I’ll make you scream.
“I’m not the solution you’re looking for. I’m another problem.” That’s from Mad Men. Hot right?
I’m just like Peggy Olson… Come back to my place, I’ve got all the ideas and will do all the work.
I’m just like Peggy Olson: Come back to my place, I’ve got all the ideas and will do all the work.
I’m just like the show ‘Mad Men’. I’ll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I’ll make you scream.
I’m guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.
“They say once you start drinking alone, you’re an alcoholic. I’m really trying to avoid that” Don Draper: “So I guess I’m helping both of us”
My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of A$$ I ever seen and I don’t care who knows it.
I’m not trying to hit on you. I’m selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.