Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Are you a hole in the ground, cuz i’m fallin for u!
Apart from being S#xy, what do you do for a living?
Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE!
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Are you a virgin?… cuz your lookin pretty tight today
Im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS
I know you haven’t been studying, You must want the “D”
I’m not a photographer…..but I can picture us together.
Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten i see!
Hi I’m the new milkman would u like in the front or back?
Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in those eyes
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you have a map? No why? Because I got lost in your eyes.
Did it hurt? girl: did what hurt? when you fell from heaven.
Some unique (and a bit cheesy) ones that makes my heart melt:
“I’m interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?”
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
Girl why dont you do a houdini and make those clothes dissapper
*drops sugar packet on floor* You dropped your name tag, Sugar.
Is there a keg in your pants, cause baby I want to tap that A$$
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Excuse me, I’ve lost my phone number – dya think I could have yours.
Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind alllll day.
Do your feet hurting cos you have been running throug my mind all day
Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas.
You look so cute standing there you diserve a prize, dinner with me!!
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
I know milk does the body good, but Dang… How much have you been drinking?
Come here! (put her hand in your) pants u feel that? want it in your belly?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even give you a shoe”
If I had a nickle for everytime a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
“Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!”
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If i told you the word of the day was legs. would you come to my place and spread the word?
guy: Did it hurt? girl: Did what hurt? guy: Did you it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
*Stare at girl * girl: “What’re you staring at? guy: You. Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you pA$$ed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. (Never use this. You’d most likely get slapped.)
I can give you what a snow storm can, 10 to 12 inches and u wont be able to leave the house for three to four days.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.
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