What’s your sign?
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Drop The Zero And Get With a Hero!
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Hey..nice legs..what time do they open?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Is your last name pepper cause your SMOKIN!
Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you a lumberjack…. cause you give me wood.
Did it hurt? (What) When you fell from heaven.
Hey, how did you do that? [What?] Look so good?
I hope you know CPR…cuz you take my breath away
“I’m just a love pirate lookin’ for some b00ty.”
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Are you a hole in the ground, cuz i’m fallin for u!
Apart from being S#xy, what do you do for a living?
Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE!
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Are you a virgin?… cuz your lookin pretty tight today
Im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS
I know you haven’t been studying, You must want the “D”
I’m not a photographer…..but I can picture us together.
Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten i see!
Hi I’m the new milkman would u like in the front or back?
Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in those eyes
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you have a map? No why? Because I got lost in your eyes.
Did it hurt? girl: did what hurt? when you fell from heaven.
Some unique (and a bit cheesy) ones that makes my heart melt:
“I’m interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?”
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
Girl why dont you do a houdini and make those clothes dissapper
*drops sugar packet on floor* You dropped your name tag, Sugar.
Is there a keg in your pants, cause baby I want to tap that A$$
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Excuse me, I’ve lost my phone number – dya think I could have yours.
Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind alllll day.
Do your feet hurting cos you have been running throug my mind all day
Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas.
You look so cute standing there you diserve a prize, dinner with me!!
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
I know milk does the body good, but Dang… How much have you been drinking?
Come here! (put her hand in your) pants u feel that? want it in your belly?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even give you a shoe”
If I had a nickle for everytime a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
“Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!”
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If i told you the word of the day was legs. would you come to my place and spread the word?
guy: Did it hurt? girl: Did what hurt? guy: Did you it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
*Stare at girl * girl: “What’re you staring at? guy: You. Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you pA$$ed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. (Never use this. You’d most likely get slapped.)
I can give you what a snow storm can, 10 to 12 inches and u wont be able to leave the house for three to four days.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?