My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?~ Manitoba
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?~ Manitoba
Let’s procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.~ Manitoba
Churchill isn’t the only place where you can pet a polar bear.~ Manitoba
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?~ Manitoba
I put the “man” in Manitoba.~ Manitoba
You give me an A$$iniboiner.~ Manitoba
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My body is “Yours to discover”. ~ Ontario
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I’d tap that.~ Ontario
I’ll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.~ Ontario
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.~ Ontario
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve got me moist.~ Ontario
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.~ Ontario
I won’t quit until Huron top of me.~ Ontario
My feelings for you are Montreal.~ Ontario
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.~ Ontario
Quebec wants to ban pit bulls… Except for the one in my pants.~ Quebec
You’ve got beauty like PeS#x Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.~ Quebec
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.~ Quebec
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.~ Quebec
I’ll show you my Hopewell Rock if you show me your Bay of Fundy.~ New Brunswick
Woodstock? I’ve got a lot of wood stocked.~ New Brunswick
Girl, you are SusS#x-y.~ New Brunswick
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.~ New Brunswick
I’m a high tide and I’m looking to smash.~ New Brunswick
I’ll get your tides flowing.~ New Brunswick
Are you a Bluenoser? ‘Cause you’re a dime.~ Nova Scotia
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.~ Nova Scotia
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.~ Nova Scotia
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.~ Nova Scotia
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.~ Nova Scotia
A fiddle isn’t the only thing my fingers know their way around.~ Nova Scotia
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.~ Prince Edward Island
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.~ Prince Edward Island
I can name something that’s longer than Confederation Bridge.~ Prince Edward Island
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.~ Prince Edward Island
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!~ Prince Edward Island
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.~ Prince Edward Island
Wanna churn butter with me?~ Prince Edward Island
You’re a beluga in this sea of cod.~ Newfoundland
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.~ Newfoundland
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?~ Newfoundland
Newfoundland isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard.~ Newfoundland
Have you ever been fishing? ‘Cause we should hook up sometime.~ Newfoundland
Do you like whales? ‘Cause we can go hump back at my place.~ Newfoundland
I’m gonna make you say “Yes b’y” all night.~ Newfoundland
To read pick-up lines for the Territories, click Next.~ Newfoundland
Can I explore your Northwest PA$$age?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
I’m not wearing any long johns.
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
You couldn’t cut the S#xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I won’t take no for an answer. I’m having Nunavut.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You look S#xy even in layers.
Girl, you’re thicker than Baffin Island.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you’re a dime.
I’m waking up at 5am for hockey, but I would stay up all night for you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada’s public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you a maple tree? Because I’d tap you!~ Quebec
My friends have been calling me a Loonie, because I’m crazy about you.
We can do coffee or have S#x twice, either way I’ll get you a double double
Did you know I’m a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.~
I wish I was Tim Horton’s coffee, so I could get close to your lips
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my hockey stick.
I’ll make you see the northern lights! ~
I’m getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let’s Cuddle!
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I’m really big into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
Fall hardly happens here, but you’ll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
Want to help raise my totem pole?~ Quebec
Until I saw you, I didn’t believe I’d ever see an arctic fox
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You remind me of a ski hill, and now I really want to hit those slopes
What can I say I’m good with my stick!
Won’t you please open your Northwest PA$$age and let me hike your tundra?
I’m a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?
Animals! Everyone loves animals right?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.
Are you a maple tree? Because I’d tap you!
Are you from Canada? Because if you’re wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are you into hockey? That’s great because I’d like to score.
Canada is the second largest country in the world. What can I say? Canada has a lot of large things.
CANADIAN GOAL….wanna Fu©k to celebrate?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada’s public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Did you know I’m a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.
Fall hardly happens here, but You’ll be falling into my bed.
Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.
Help me score one more time for team canada?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I wish I was Tim Horton’s coffee…So I could get close to your lips
I’ll make you see the northern lights!
I’m a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?
I’m cold just thinking about Canada. Let’s Cuddle
I’m really big into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
I’m waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I’ve seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
If you are in a hurry I’m good at the give and go.
Is your friend part maple tree? Because I’d like to tap that.
Is your spirit animal the beaver? Because I know where you can get some wood.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I’m crazy about you.
That’s not a gun in my pocket. That’s my own personal I.E.D.
The way I imagine it, Huron top.
Want to help raise my totem pole?
We can do coffee or have S#x twice, either way I’ll get you a double double.
What’s your star sign? No, wait, I already know the answer. You are a shooting star sent down from heaven. Your beauty warms and
lights up these frozen surroundings. You have become one with the land. Won’t you please open your Northwest PA$$age and let me hike your tundra?
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodc0©k needs help.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You remind me of a ski hill, because now I really want to hit those slopes
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!
Are you a sugar maple? Because I’d totally tap you.
Are you timber? Because I’d split you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
Can your beaver eat my log?
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I’d tap that.
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Do you think you’re going to meet someone in Iowa?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.
Girl, I want to dip these ‘timbits’ in your mouth.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey baby, my body’s like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
Hey, how about you come and check out my moose?
I have a confession to make: I’ve been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
I wouldn’t mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
I’d like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?
