What’s your name?
Can i take you up the shard?
I’d like to explore your wooket hole.
You smell like my mother. I like that.
You wanna go halves on a baby with me?
Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.
My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.
Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I’ve been told I have the cool S#xual prowess of a Romulan.
You make me harder than a question on university challenge.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?
You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.
You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Give me a kiss.
I cannot wait until we meet again at the crossing of our stars.
If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
Can I have your number so I can phone you and apologise in the morning?
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If you’re going to say cheesy things, at least find new cheesy things to say.
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.
I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same. Want to indulge me?
When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away… don’t make me buy another sock.
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
Have you ever been to c0©kermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in C^mbria.
Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.
Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That
If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrA$$ingly drunk for S#xual congress to happen?
According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they’ve unfollowed me. Just saying.
reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.
As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.