What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
What is a cheerleader’s favourite cereal? Cheerios
What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal ?… Cheerios!
What does a pirate eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold? Golden Grahams.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold ?… Golden Grahams.
What STD can you get from sharing a bowl of cereal? Grape Nuts.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. A cereal killer.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.
How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of “Surreal”
When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet.
What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
How does Salvador Dali start his mornings ?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
How do you know your fat? When your cereal bowl comes with a life guard.
Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder? Police suspect a cereal killer.
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning? Boonanas and BØØBerries!
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and BØØBerries!
Why doesn’t Jay-Z eat Raisin Bran? Cause He’s got 99 problems but fiber ain’t one.
Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his cereal on a plate? He lost his bowls.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “OMG! Donut seeds!”
What do stoners eat when they get the munchies? “Snack on crack and pot…Rice Krispies!”
What is the difference between Cheerios and the Oregon Ducks? Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a person who opens 3 different boxes of cereal at once? A cereal adulterer.
Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
Why can’t Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast? Whenever they get too close to a “bowl” they choke!
Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
Did you hear about the cereal Bill Belicheat and “Shady” Brady eat before games? Cheaties!….The Breakfast of Champions.
Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer. What cereal brand signed Snoop Dogg to an endorSêmênt deal? Weedies!
What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies! What does a pirate eat for breakfast ?… Captain Crunch.
How many vampires are in this room? I dont know, I can’t Count Choculas. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
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