[Top 150] Bomb Terrorism Pick Up Lines

[Top 150] Bomb Terrorism Pick Up Lines 1

Am I in the woods cuz your a fox
Nice pants…can i test the zipper?
Didn’t I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Levi’s should pay your A$$ a royalty.
Girl, your so hot, I need oven mitts!
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Your like Cigarettes, adictive as hell
Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You know what would look good on you…..me
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Hey girl you got a father? ….Want a daddy?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!
If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.
Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If you were a laser you’d be set to stunning.
You look so sweet your giving me a toothache.
Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder!!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Baby, your lips are like candy and im the fat kid
You must be a ship you’ve always been on my radar
I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all up in that b00ty….
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Girl do you have a fever cause you sure look hot !
Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips
Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?”
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
“How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
Are you the Ocean? Cause you make me want to dive in.
If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?
You wanna play pool I’ll shoot my balls in your holes
Do you like punani .. because I would like 2 eat sum!
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart
We’re both fine specimans lets say we go make some more
I’d buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw
Are you a lightswitch? Why? Cause you really turn me on
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm
If a blade of grA$$ was S#xy, then baby youd be a field.
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
Hi, I’m an fine art appraiser and your A$$ is priceless!
I can’t play the guitar but i’ll sure pluck your G String
Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides…
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way.
You so fine I’d bite yo toe nails and drink yo bath water.
kissing is a language of love……. so how bout a conversation?
Did you just take a shower or is it me that’s making you wet?
“Your name must be winter because you’re about to be coming.”
Wow I must be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with you
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
Cute smile…Is that the only thing you can do with those lips?
Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
Could you step away from the bar? your making all the ice melt
Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket
Starlight, starbright why don’t you come home with me tonight!
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off!
Were you standing by the fire? (why) cause your hair is on fire
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Hey babe…do you realise that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
If you were a word on a peice of paper you would read (fine print)
Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.
Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you
Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours
I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to u, the PRETTY WOMAN
If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me?
“Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.”
Is your address in the middle of the equator because you’re so hot!
Do you have bones? (Yeah) Then we already have 207 things in common.
Can i get your football jersey (what?) you know your name and number
Is your name Katniss, cuz you’re starting an uprising in MY district.
Do u have a boyfriend? Well, when u want a MANfriend, give me a call.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Excuse me I think you droped something (when she asks what?) “My Jaw”
You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.
Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out?
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!
Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.
God almost didn’t make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.
Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I like my coffee just like I like my women with (extra sugar, black, etc)
Did you wash your clothes in windex? Cause i can see myself in your pants
Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glA$$es, one leg over each ear.
throw a packet of sugar and say….. excuse me miss you dropped your nametag
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
When she arrives say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would C^m.”
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Hey Baby. My underwear is completly stretched out. You know what that means.
Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out?
There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
Hey baby, is your name Daisy? Becuase i have the urge to plant you right here.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Tickle your pu$$y with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularily nice weather.”
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps
Have you ever slid down a rail, She says “no” would you like to slide down mine.
If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you
Haven’t we met before?… I’m not too good with names but i’m awesome with numbers.
I need to make a citizens arrest against you, cause it’s a crime to be that fine!
Hi, my name is Doug. Backwards, it’s god with a little bit of U wrapped around it.
Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too
Girl……you are like a tall glA$$ of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
(for an overweight person)”Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?”
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You owe me money!! (Why?) because you’ve been living in my heart and not payin rent
Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the victim try to hold back her smile…
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning?
Wanna try and Australian kiss? (what’s that?) It’s like a French kiss…only down under!
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
Lets play circus, first sit on my face i’ll guess ur weight and i’ll eat the difference
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours
“Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!”
Your like my little toe: small, cute and I’m going to bang you on my Coffee table later on.
You’re in a relationship, im in a relationship but that doesn’t mean we can’t have relations
Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo b00ty been callin me alllll dayyyy
Are you a boxer?? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?
Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine. (In reference to One Hit Wonder Song by Toni Basil)
Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, S#x raises some pretty good questions.
Hey do you want to play Pearl Harbor. if yea. it is where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place
How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
I think I saw a picture of you once, I saw it in the dictionary, it was right next to the word “KABLAAM”
See that girl over there (if yes) shes likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot!
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays.
do you have an extendo ladder? because the first wall you put between us was to high for my regular ladder.
If Santa Claus comes down your chimney, and puts you in his sack, dont worry because I wanted you for christmas
Excuse me, do you have a quarter? (No,why?) Well cause I told my girlfriend I’d call her when I found someone better
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
Excuse me for interupting, and im not trying to make a pA$$, but you must be leaving the country if youre packing that much A$$.
Drop a packet of sugar on the floor next to the girl you are after. Pick it up and say “I’m sorry, but I think you dropped your nametag!”