If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If you rub sandpaper on your nipple is it gonna drop.
Excuse me, I am about to go masterbait and needed a name to go with the face.
Can I touch your BØØB?
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
Wow, you have some sweet birthing hips.
Tell your BØØBs to stop staring at my eyes.
[Top 50+] Pick Up Lines About Eyes-Lips-Legs-Face
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
With a body like yours, you’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
Woo! It must be jelly; cause jam doesn’t shake like that.
What’s that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured…lips.
You must have a ninja in your pants, because your A$$ is kicking
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
Uncross your legs love, you’re squashing my dinner.
Did you know the human body is 90% water and I’m really thirsty.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
How about some fries to go with that shake?
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
My BØØB is hot wanna feel.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
Is it hot in here, or are your BØØBs just huge.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I touched your BØØB last time take my number.
First, I’d like to kiss you pA$$ionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Hey girl, put your BØØB in my blender”
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
The most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Are those real?
Are you from the moon? Because your physique is out of this world.
As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you’re a fine pizza A$$.
Nice S#xs wanna Fu©k?.
Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.
The invention of the word.. ‘B’-Top View! ‘OO’- Front View! ‘b’- Side View!
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice A$$!”
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
What is on your butt? My eyes!
You can call me cake, because I’ll go straight to your A$$.
Your body is like a temple.
My D!¢K just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your A$$?
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Nice legs… Shame about the face.
Do you like pudding? Because I’ll be pudding this D!¢K in your A$$.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
I want your S#xy BØØB to play.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
Baby, you’re looking so hot right now. If we weren’t at church, I’d poke your BØØB.
I wish I were your name tag, on your BØØB.
Please tell your BØØBs to quit gazing at my eyes.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that A$$!
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Is your body from McDonalds? Because I’m loving it.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you from Iraq? Because I like the way you Baghdad A$$ up.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
Those BØØBs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?
I am not staring at your BØØBs. i am staring at your heart.
You’re good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you’ve got a look in your eye like you haven’t been Fu©ked in a year.
Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of dat A$$.
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!
Your body must be a Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your huge BØØBs.
Are you butt dialing? Becuase I swar that A$$ is calling.
My hands are cold, can I warm them between your legs?
Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet A$$.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your BØØBs up all day for free?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you’ve got A$$ ma.
Does your A$$ have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?
Hatchling, you put the “A$$” in JurA$$ic.
Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.
You’re a BØØB, just S#xtin’ you’re my breast friend.
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
Hey, let me see euro BØØB.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that A$$.
Do you know there’s something precious under your left BØØB? Your heart.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Nice BØØBs. Can I feel them?
What’s your favorite temple? Because you’re mine.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Whoops I dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while I look at your legs?
Hey, do you have big nipples? Do they cover up your whole BØØB? Are they long.