If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Best Vegan Vegetarian Pick Up lines
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s S#xiest Vegan compeS#xion.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Baby, you have the pA$$ion and figure of a Vegan.
Baby, you have the pA$$ion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new hemp linens,
but I need an additional opinion.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
How do you get your protein?
How do you like your eggs, subsS#xuted or fertilized?
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I know all the E-numbers.
I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.
I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment
nurturing, whale-saving S#x machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s S#xiest Vegetarian level of compeS#xion.
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s S#xiest Vegetarian compeS#xion.
Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World’s S#xiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
Ya wanna mix vitamins?
You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick…pea eater.
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
Yous is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
“I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.”
“If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?”
“You’re a hot chick…pea eater.”
“My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.”
“I would like to give a kiss tofu.”
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-
Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I
need a second opinion.
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Your tomatoes are the juiciest.
I think we’d grow a great organic garden together.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
How big does your squash grow?
Your broccoli heads are so big.
I’ll trade you two juicy pineapples for your cuC^mber.
Do you live in a cornfield? Cause I’m stalking you.
Yours is the only meat I would put in my body.
If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
How about we plant seeds together.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTEC^mber.
I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
