Best Vampire and Dracula Pick Up Lines to Freak your Ex!
by Annie Rosy
If i was a vampire i’d bite you.
I can make your heart beat again.
You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?
Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?
Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?
You look good enough to eat.
If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sorta.
Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.
You look dead S#xy. Literally.
One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.
Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?
I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?
Your life would suck without me… oh wait it will suck with me.
It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.
If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?
You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did!
Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.
Rigor mortis means lasting power.
I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.
Something’s wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.
You’re so S#xy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.
You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.
How would you like to be immortal for just one night?
If your BØØBs were a blood type it would be double A’s
Is there room for two in your coffin?
You drive me batty.
That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.
You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.
How about joining me for a bite.
Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?
I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.
If you were blood I’d suck you.
I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
If you were a blood type you’d be my favorite.
I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.
Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.
I can really suck the life out of you.
Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.
It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.
I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.
Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
You have permission to enter me anytime.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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