Best Valentines Day-Cupid Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Date!
by Annie Rosy
Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
The only sweet thing I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
Be mine because you’re fine.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.
Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
The only sweet thing I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
Be mine because you’re fine.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.
Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Be mine because you’re fine.
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.
When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine’s Day.
The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I’m right here.
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, your b00ty is fine, let’s hang out.
I’d melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Will you be my valentine?
They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
The only thing you gave me this Valentine’s Day was a cavity.
Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates or me?
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaaayum.
Did it hurt? When you got shot by cupid’s arrow.
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base are belong to you.
Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.
Tonight’s menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
I choo-choo-choose you.
Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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