As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn’t end with me.
Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire. Superman
Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas?
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
Excuse me, I’m from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
Girl, I want you so bad that I’m a Man of Steel. Just look down my pants and you’ll see.
Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
I can see anything within miles of here, but there’s nothing I’d rather look at than you.
I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now… wanna come along for the ride?
I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
I’ve flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn’t compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
It’s a good thing I’ve got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
Let’s go back to your place and I’ll show you where I keep my wallet.
My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
My weakness isn’t Kryptonite, it’s your A$$
They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes…
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
You’ll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my “crib tonight”.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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