Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Captain, being held by you is quite enough to grt me excited.
Damn girl you R2 fine and you’re lucky I’ll give you the D2.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Did you know the French say 0rg@sms are like little death stars?
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I’d like to program your binary loadlifter.
Don’t worry baby, if I get tired there are 3 million more of me.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
How about you come back to my place so i can touch your naBØØBies.
How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?
I am C-3PO Human-cyborg S#xual relations.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
I farm moisture for a living.
I feel a great disturbance in my pants…
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
I have a good feeling about you.
I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations, because I’m feeling like a machine right now.
I know what you’re thinking: That’s no moon, that’s a space station!
I know you’ve heard about my bad motivator but I give a mean back rub!
I like it rough.
I love it when you call me Ani…
I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
I may not be able to feel the Force, but I wish I could feel you.
I may not look like much, but I’ve got it where it counts, kid.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I usually Han Solo, but I’d let you turn on my light saber!
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
I’m here to collect the bounty on dat A$$.
I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool S#xual prowess of a Romulan.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
Judege me by my size, do you? A gifted tongue, I have!
Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours, baby.
Let’s get hoth and heavy.
Let’s go back to my Ewok village and yub nub all night.
Many Bothans died so we could screw.
My barge isn’t the only thing ready to explode.
Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
Size matters not.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
The force is strong with this one.
They made a new color light saber called flesh…wanna see?
Tonight this Hsn doesn’t want to fly solo.
Unlike Han, I won’t shoot first.
Wanna see my lightsaber?
Want to spend the night inside my tauntaun? I promise it doesn’t smell worse on the inside.
Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Yoda one for me.
You ladies lookng for love in Alderaan places?
You like Star Wars? Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
You look strong enough to pull ears off a gundark.
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
You’re endor-able!
You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.
You’re the Obi-wan for me.
You’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.
You’re the Obi-wan for me.
You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
You’re the Obi-wan for me.
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
Yoda one for me.
I usually Han Solo, but I’d let you turn on my light saber!
What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I’ve been told I have the cool S#xual prowess of a Romulan.
“Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo!
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.
Baby, we don’t need a holodeck. I’ll make all your fantasies come true.
I’m Wesley Crushing on you.
Thank god I’m not a redshirt, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous
You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar
Take off your clothes, and let’s start the next generation.
Scanners show S#xy life forms in this area… oh, it’s only you.
I feel a great disturbance… in my pants!
Are you from the holodeck? Because you’re too beautiful to be real.
Are you a sith lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.
Is this the Matrix? Because I think you’re ‘the one’.
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Do you want to handle my wookie?
I would let you use my lightsaber…
I would fire my photon rocket in your exhuast port
I would jar jar you binks
I sense a disturbance in you… mind if i take a closer look?
Do you want to ride my speeder?
Do you want to blow up my alderaan?
Feel free to add more in the comments, if this does good i might try a lotr one
The force is strong with this one.
You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.
You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places?
I must be from Alderaan because you just blew up my world.
Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
I know what you’re thinking: That’s no moon, that’s a space station!
You’re the Obi-wan for me.
Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators because I’d like to program your binary load lifter?
Are you related to Yoda cause yodalicious?
Sweet buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naBØØBies.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
You look strong enough to pull ears off a gundark.
I’m here to rescue you.
I’ve been told I have the cool S#xual prowess of a Romulan.
I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations because I’m feeling like a machine right now.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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