[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers

by Maria Line

Damn I love crusty crabs
I’M READY, I’M READY, for b00ty, for b00ty!
I want to sop up your love.
Tell me you don’t want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.
I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers 2
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers 2
Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
Technically, I am a mattress babe.
Technically, I am a mattress babe.
If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.
Your sand castle or mine?
Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.
Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopu$$y won’t make krab cakes again.
Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.
Your sand castle or mine?
Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?
Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?
how big do you think my squidward is? ( whisper it in her ear though).
You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you
Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty
Hey how are you?…wonderful weather were having….
Do you want to go to your sand castle or mine and race to see who’s Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?
You want to pick up Spongebob?
Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.
On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?
Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?
If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
How big do you think my Squidward is? (whisper it in her ear though).
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?
You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you
Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty
Hey how are you?…wonderful weather were having….
Tell me you don’t want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.
I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.
Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.
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I’d visit in your bikini bottom
you’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you
is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
we must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty
…hey how are ya?…wonderful weather were having….
When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind.
When SpongeBob coined a mantra of body positivity.
When Patrick was the world’s worst receptionist.
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers 3
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers 3
And when he was even worse at identifying animals.
When the narrator was 6000% done and quit the show.
When they had a “panty raid” joke on a CHILDREN’S SHOW.
When the punch line of the entire episode was a reference to a 1922 German Expressionist horror film.
When Patrick told a story we can all sometimes relate to.
Every time there was any sort of disaster and that one guy hurt his leg.
When SpongeBob revealed some interesting history about the pioneers of ocean life.
And when he had some interplanetary legal advice.
When this random fish threw some serious aquatic shade at Mr. Krabs.
When that one fish spent way too long making potato salad.
When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills.
When Mr. Krabs wasn’t very helpful in his descriptions.
When Patrick was on a tight schedule of stupidity.
And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry.
When Plankton couldn’t understand the basic concept of fun.
When SpongeBob punched masculinity and gender norms in the FACE.
And when he voiced what we are all thinking every day.
When Squidward realized there were consequences to eating thousands of carbs.
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers 4
[Top 75] SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines! For Cartoon Lovers 4
When Plankton showed SpongeBob his lab.
And when he peaced out, neurotic-style.
When SpongeBob sang the anthem of the introverts.
And when SpongeBob and Patrick finally thought of something funnier than 24.
“Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?”
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?”
I’M READY, I’M READY, for b00ty, for b00ty!

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