You obviously have a lot of endurance, I’d love to test those skills.
I think you’re done with those warmups, let’s get them off.
I’d give you the gold any day.
Looks like you’ve got a good archery arm, how’s your aim?
Oh I’ve been playing handball for a long time.
Have you seen my muscles? They’re pretty big.
I never miss my hand off.
You can be my starboard any day.
Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?
Can I touch your medal?
I’m a black belt… somewhere.
My that’s one handsome steed.
Do you always respond on the command of “stroke?”
Wanna teach me to sing your anthem?
Parallel bars? Is that what Olympians call them these days?
I’d love to be a sponsor so I could see my name all over you.
I’d be happy to take home your bronze.
You have been eating your Wheaties.
Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure
Boy, I’m an Olympian. Why? Because I always go for gold in the bedroom!
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We’ll have to do something about that…
Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water
Don’t worry ladies. I only come first once every 4 years.
Even if you don’t get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
Girl… tonight you can be like Canada’s medal count… On the top
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.
Hey girl are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!
Hey girl, I’d swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey girl, I’d swim up to 800 meters for your love.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? ‘Cause you took my breath away.
Hey girl, lane lines can’t keep us apart.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I’d really like to win your heart.
Hey, wanna be part of my qualifying heat?
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.
I always go for the goal in the sack!
I can be your coxswain
I can show you how to row the boat
I know how to get a leg up on the compeS#xion
I know how to work the bar, I think I can take you.
I like the benchwarmers, sure they could keep me warm at night too
I may be russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?
I never have a false start.
I see London, I see France, I want to see you without pants!
I’ll take good care of your baton
I’m a gymnast, so if you’re down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I’m American, think I can win you over
I’m going for the silver, because I’ll make sure you come first.
I’m Hungary for your kisses!
I’m looking to get bobsleigh’d tonight.
I’m no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I’ve been carrying this torch for you all night, let’s go put it out at my place.
I’ve got the biggest torch in sochi and I’m looking for someone to blow it out
I’ve never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps’ phone number.
If you’re a volleyball player, I think we can set something up in the near future.
It doesn’t matter how you do in your compeS#xion, you’ll finish first after a night with me.
Let’s have a drink for America and see what happens next
Let’s make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
No, I don’t play volleyball for the American team, but I’m flattered you thought so.
Not a soccer fan, but I’d like to kick it with you
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I’d say I’m a pretty good swimmer too.
Pool aren’t the only thing Olympic-sized around here.
Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I’d rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.
The slopes aren’t the only thing I’m going down on tonight
The snow report says there is 6″ out there, But come with me and I’ll show you 12″!
There’s a place where I don’t get any deductions, come home with me and find out.
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
Want to become my new personal best?
What do you say we get out of here and do some rhythmic gymnastics?
When I’m done with you, you’ll finish like the fireworks at the opening ceremony!
Why don’t you give me a poke with your saber?
Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?
Wow boy, you kill it!
You have a really nice backside…. 360
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart
You’ll be falling on something harder than the ice tonight.
You’re better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for
You’re rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand
You’re totes an ace
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been speed skating through my mind all night.
Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold Medal
I know we may be Russian into this, but you’re Sochi attractive that I can’t Putin into words
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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