Hey, Girl! When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you too.
Hey, Girl! Not even the veil could make me forget you.
Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)
Even with the Liahona I get lost in your eyes
Hey, Girl! Is your name Virtue because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I can be your scripture hero.
Best Mormon Pick Up Lines
Guy: Because I’m looking at mine.
Hey, Girl! You know why Solomon had so many wives? Because he never found you.
Hey, Girl! Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night because I m damn sure it’s mutual?
You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. Well I, happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Just like the first book of Nephi, I keep coming back to you.
He Girl! I was reading the book of numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
DO you go to EFY because I m especially for you?
Hey, Girl! I think I recognize your name from my patriarchal blessing.
I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what I believe.
Hey, Girl! You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
Hey, Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost?
Hey, Babe! You’re breaking a commandment. Know why? You’re smoking
I just got off my mission, and I’m looking for my next companion.
Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
I was reading the Book of Numbers last night, and I realized I didn’t have yours.
You seem familiar. Did we meet in the pre-existence?
Can you bring your feelings for me to the church Thursday night at 7? Because I’m pretty sure it’s mutual.
Are you the iron rod? Cause I want to hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Guy says: “You know, I’m constantly on a spiritual high.” Girl: “Oh yeah? Why?” Guy: “Because not even Moses got to see a vision every day—and I get to see you.”
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
(While dancing) “You know, I’m really grateful for Martin Harris.” “Why?” “Because without him, there’d be another 116 pages between us.”
Is your name Ammon? Because you’re disarming.
Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
I knew I’d feel the Spirit at EFY, but I didn’t think I’d see an angel!
The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back
What’s a celestial boy/girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
Wait, is your name _____? You’re not going to believe this, but your name is in my patriarchal blessing.
Are you Laban’s sword? Because you are exceedingly fine.
While dancing. You know, I’m really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there’d be another 113 pages between us.
*Knock*Knock*Knock* Can I show you the true missionary position?
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Am I dreaming… or are you a revelation?
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
Are those kolob pants you’re wearing? Because your A$$ is out of this world!
Are those real BØØBs, or are you wearing Nephi’s breast plate?
Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!
Are you an angel? Because whenever I’m around you I strongly feel the spirit.
Are you lost ma’am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here!
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you.
Does your Dad wear a baker’s hat? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pA$$ it in to you.
Hey babe, what’s your PB lineage?
Hey wanna see my seer stones?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a ring, let’s get married maybe?
Hey, is it just me or are we destined to be married?
Hey, what’s your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar… I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!
Hey…let’s be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion.
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.
I bet you’re even prettier in temple white.
I can be your scripture hero.
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive Armeggedon with.
I didn’t know angels could fly so low!
I don’t think you’re worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you’re smokin’!
I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.
I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.
I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.
I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous.
I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at angel Moroni!
I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you.
I’m sorry, but you don’t just have a sweet spirit… If you know what I mean.
If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
If you show me your Urim, I’ll show you my Thummim.
If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.
Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?
Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.
Is your name virtue? Because you garnish MY thoughts unceasingly!
My Liahona pointed to you.
My love for you is like shiz’s last breath, I just can’t hold it in!
The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”)”
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Wanna be a sister wife?
Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)
Want to put the Duggars to shame and “Multiply and Replenish the Earth”?
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
What do you and hell have in common? You’re both Hot!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
What’s in the box?
What’s your favorite temple? (he/she answers) Baby, I’m lookin’ at mine!
You have great child bearing hips.
You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.
You must be the liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine.
You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream… the most precious of all.
You wanna see my flaming sword?
You’re not old enough to go to the church dance. Let’s make out instead
Are you the iron rod?Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don’t have yours.
The fruit of the tree of life called.It wants its sweetness back.
Are you the spirit?Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Good, I can break my fast…Because I see the answer to my prayers.
Are you a Gadianton robber?Because you just stole my heart.
Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?
Did you go to EFY?Because I am Especially For You.
I think I recognize your name.From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Is your name Sunshine?Because you are “In my soul today”.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
No, I’m not coveting.I intend to make you mine.
I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
What’s your favorite temple?Mine is yours.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.
Is your name Virtue?Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream.Precious above all others.
I think it’s time we moved out of the single’s ward, if you know what I mean.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.
You remind me of my three other wives.
Am I dreaming…Or are you a revelation?
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
Wanna hold the priesthood?
You look nearly 22.Most Mormons are 2 – 3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…Because he never met you.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
