by Maria Line

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.

Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

Why don’t we use some Fourier An@!ysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations…

I would really like to bisect your angle.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it’s always increasing.

What’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one

Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1

If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

“Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?”

I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.

If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!

Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.

I’ve been secant you for a long time

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the ‘kissing’ plane.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

I’ll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) –>9

You and I add up better than a riemann sum

I 1-sin(theta) you

I think if you and I had Hex we’d be a perfect OA

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

Maybe later we can go over to my place and S#xrate until you reach your end-point..

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting

The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.

The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can An@!yse my performance?

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

Your beauty defies real and complex An@!ysis.

On a scale of 1-10, you’re a solid e to the power of pi

I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.

I’d like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola

Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted

Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?

Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.

Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!

I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for S#xual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy clA$$ and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your A$$umption.

You must be sin squared, because I’m cosin squared and together we equal one.

Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate

Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve…

My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending.

I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

If I’m the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

My love for you is like a concave function’s positive first derivative, because it’s always increasing.

Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you home to my domain.

The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won

I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent

Can I plug my solution into your equation?

You’re as sweet at 3.14.

At absolute zero, you would still move me.

Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

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