I’ll be like W:H, when I pull your love from my eye..
I’ll be like Aaron fisher, where you are the only one I will hug with my two arms.
like chris kenner, you are my missing link.
where I bottom deal you from all the hardships you suffer.
I’ll strike, center, bottom and greek until your the only card left.
Hey girl, I promise I won’t Flaccify under pressure.
Are you a Hellkite Tyrant? Because you just stole my Coldsteel Heart.
Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?
Wanna see my Armada Wurm?
Do you have vigilance? Cause I’d tap that all night long.
Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?
You’re the prettiest girl I’ve Avacyn.
I call my peπ!s the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.
I’d love to share my Armadillo Cloak with you.
Are you a Green Mage? Because you just gave me a Giant Growth.
I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.
Hey baby, Do you love convoke, cause I need to tap your Corpsejack Menace with my Siege Wurm.
Hey girl, I really wish I had a Time Warp, so I could be with you once more.
Are you a Red mage? Because I can feel a few sparks flyin’.
“Well, here I am, what are your other two wishes?”
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it then say, “You dropped your name tag!” Immediately laugh with her and do a trick with it.
If you see a woman with a Guess shirt on take a guess at her breast size and say something like, “Hmm, I’m guessing 32- C?”
“I came over here because I noticed you were staring at my butt.”- when she wasn’t.
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
“Izzet a keyrune in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me”?
“He left you in Shards. Let me be your Conflux, and we will be Reborn.”
Did You cambell soup today because you are looking mmm.