Best Halal Muslim Islam Pick Up Lines

Best Halal Muslim Islam Pick Up Lines 1

Mashallaaaaaaah.
Always #keepithalal.
I didn’t trip over my abaya, I fell for you.
There’s no ‘I’ in hummus, just ‘us’
Add some deen to your marriage proposals
Express your oh-so-halal intentions
Who needs four wives when you’ve got a 10?
Turn down creepy flirts with a burn
Baby, I want you like a Rozaydaar wants water.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
I’m gonna need to take your hands cause you stole my heart.
Are you from Mecca because you Mecca brother weak
The day I saw you I canceled my http://shaadi.com account
Are you Sunni or Shia? How about we say su-shi? Pick you up at 8
Don’t boast about missing prayer … unless you’re being romantic.
Never lose hope, say inshallah
Put Western music to good use.
*writes ‘mashallah’ with ‘hot’ to make it look halal*
“Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of my deen?”
What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cuC^mber?
Are you from Mecca because you Mecca brother weak
Black is definately your color
You’re so hot you make the Shaytan sweat
You are so Haram right now, we need to make it Halal
I can’t stop thinking about you” is too mainstream … use this instead
What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cuC^mber? ..Let’s make salat
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven
I’ll give you a ring, I’ll give you my deen.
I’ll take you to Jannah, I’ll make you my queen
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
HABTI.. ARE YOU FAJAR? BECAUSE I MISS YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY…
MASHAALLAH… I CAN SEE ALLAH HAS GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING… EXCEPT MY NUMBER
YOU SEEM TIRED.. IS IT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN MAKING TAWAAF IN MY HEAD ALL DAY?
SO, RAMADAN IS ALMOST HERE AND I STILL DON’T HAVE A DATE. WILL YOU BE MINE?
I’LL SAY THOSE 3 MAGICAL WORDS TO YOU… “AO MADINAY CHALEYN?”
I WAS THINKING IF I COULD HAVE YOUR NUMBER. I’D LOVE TO WAKE YOU UP FOR FAJAR…
YOU ARE THE ONLY FITNA I WANT IN MY LIFE…
YOU MUST BE PARADISE.. BECAUSE I CAN’T WAIT TO BE NEAR YOUR FEET (WHAT?)
WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU, I SAID MASHAALLAH.. AFTER THAT, I’VE ONLY BEEN SAYING INSHAALLAH!
ALL I WANTED WAS TO SAY WAS THAT ALLAH ALMIGHTY ISN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS BEEN WATCHING YOU…
I’D LIKE TO BE MORE THAN YOUR BROTHER/SISTER IN ISLAM…
ARE YOU ISHA? BECAUSE MY DAY DOESN’T SEEM TO END WITHOUT YOU…
I’M GOING TO GET YOUR HANDS CUT OFF BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY HEART…
I’LL GIVE YOU A RING, I’LL GIVE YOU MY DEEN.
I’LL TAKE YOU TO JANNAH, I’LL MAKE YOU MY QUEEN.
“Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of my deen?
“Hey, girl. When I first saw you, I was like ?.”
Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.
She say “do you love me?” I say only after nikah.
Are your feet tired? Because you have been performing tawaf in my mind all day.
Some needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart.
Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
You are the coal to my shisha.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
“Whoever desires an expansion in his sustenance and age, should keep good relations with his Kith (friends) and kin.” (Bukhari)
“*guy looks under girls hijab* “sorry, i was looking for the made in jannah tag”
I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look
Bae: “You know you’re kinda hot”You: “Jahannam is hotter”
You cant play basketball with hijab on. Marry me and we’ll go one on one our entire life
Hey girl are you an Islamic loan? Because I don’t understand how you keep saying you have no interest