Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.
I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?
Fu©k me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
You would be perfect for this movie I’m shooting its called “Dirty Sanchez”
When I’m around you I can’t think straight.
Hello, I’m biS#xual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get S#xual
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I support gay marriage.
I’m so GLAAD to have met you!
You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.
Dude, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?
You know, being bi-S#xual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I know you think I’m S#xy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
It’s a good thing same-S#x marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Hey, I’m biS#xual. Can I buy you a drink, then get S#xual?
Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!
Real men eat me.
I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Oh, you’re straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
B!t¢h, you so fine, I’ll tap that.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you’re gonna be Oliver this D!¢K.
I hope you don’t have tetnus cause tonight you are gonna nail me
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.
My name is (your name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
Can I ride your joystick?
I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I’m gay, straighten me out! I’m joining the priesthood tomorrow
Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
It ain’t matter to me if you a gay bi or normal.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder….or THIS shoulder?
Nice A$$… what time does it open?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
So how do lesbians have S#x? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I just saw George Michael in the men’s room. He was asking about you.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.