Baby, I’m like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great.
Are you from Tim Horton’s baby, cuz you smell fresh?
Baby you are so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business.
I’ll be your Burger King, and you’ll be my Dairy Queen baby… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
Stop! I’m WAY better than fast food.
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald baby because I’m loving you.
Baby, do what tastes right, and that’s ME.
Best Fast Food Pick Up Lines
Do you work at Little Caesars baby? Because you are Hot and I’m Ready.
Hi I’m Mr.Hardees… ( look down at her pants)
I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
My …. is like Rally’s, you GOTTA eat it.
You’re like Burger King, home of the mighty whopper.
Hey! Is your last name Chilli’s because I can see myself chewing those babybacks!
Baby! You are like McDonald’s, I’m loving it!
You must work at subway baby… because you`re giving me a foot long.
Baby, you are finger licking good!
Are you a meal at McDonald’s baby? If you were you would be a mchottie.
Hey, do you want to eat fresh? Try me!
Just like at Burger King, my fires are always ready.
Wow! You have got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? cuz “I’m Lovin’ It”!
Do you like hamburgers baby? Because I’ll go in-n-out of you!
Baby, do you want a side of me with that!?
Being with me is like Quizno’s: TOASTY!
Just like Wendy’s baby, where’s the beef?
Starbucks think that their model would be complete if you agreed to have coffee with me.
Do you like Pizza Hut baby? Because I’ll stuff your crust.
Are you Mcflurries? Because you’re going straight to my thighs.
You remind me of a green bottle baby. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!
Do you want my fry to go with that shake?
Do you work at Mcdonalds? Can I could get a fry with that shake.
Baby, I’m always Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky…
Baby! Can I double stuff your Oreo?
Your name must be Coca Cola baby, because you’re so-da-licious.
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I’ll treat you right!
Can I stick my hot pocket in your warm bake oven.
Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.
If you were a burger at McDonalds baby, you would be a McGorgeous.
I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco, but I sure will spice up your day and night.
Do you like Wendy’s baby? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza baby. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
At a restaurant, with a waitress or waiter: “Can I get you anything else?” you say: Your number!
Don’t you work at Hooters baby?
Baby! I’m like KFC, I’m finger licking good.
I’m like Burger King, you can always have it YOUR WAY.
My …. is like Wendy’s, always fresh and never frozen.
You must be the owner of burger king… Because baby, you are giving it to me the way I like it!
Baby, I’m like at McDonald’s, I LOVE to see you smile.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
