Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
I like the area bounded by your two curves.
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Babe I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Baby, If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Baby! You’re sweeter than fructose.
Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Can I do your Systems An@!ysis?
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.
Finally after 20 years of studies I found X in you – The X factor of my life.
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet
Hi can I check out your Data Base?
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
How about we do some DPI
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I am ready to git commit.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to….
I want you to reboot real quick
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
I’d like to get you under your fume hood!
I’d switch to emacs for you.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.