Best Engineering Pick Up Lines For Engineering Students!
by Annie Rosy
He Girl! I was reading the book of numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours
I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
I can be your scripture hero.
Just like the first book of Nephi, I keep coming back to you.
Hey, Girl! Is your name Virtue because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Hey, Girl! Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night because I m damn sure it’s mutual?
Hey, Girl! When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you too.
Best Engineering Pick Up Lines For Engineering Students!
Hey, Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
DO you go to EFY because I m especially for you?
Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Guy: what’s your favorite temple. Girl: why? Guy: Because I’m looking at mine.
Even with the Liahona I get lost in your eyes
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what I believe.
Hey, Babe! You’re breaking a commandment. Know why? You’re smoking
Hey, Girl! Not even the veil could make me forget you.
Hey, Girl! You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. Well I, happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost?
Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)
Hey, Girl! You know why Solomon had so many wives? Because he never found you.
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
Hey, Girl! I think I recognize your name from my patriarchal blessing.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
Nice set of parabolas!
I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
Your 127.0.0.1 or mine?
Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
You’re like the top of an Intel Processor – very hot!
You NP-complete me.
I’d switch to emacs for you.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.
Can I do your Systems An@!ysis?
Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.
Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
I’d like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
I like the area bounded by your two curves.
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Babe I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Baby, If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Baby! You’re sweeter than fructose.
Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Can I do your Systems An@!ysis?
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.
Finally after 20 years of studies I found X in you – The X factor of my life.
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet
Hi can I check out your Data Base?
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
How about we do some DPI
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I am ready to git commit.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to….
I want you to reboot real quick
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
I’d like to get you under your fume hood!
I’d switch to emacs for you.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
That is a slide rule in my pocket.
Wanna come back to my room and see my latest Computer?
Wanna come back to my room? …and see my 166mhz Pentium?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Wanna take some data?
Want a 100% uptime night?
We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh’s.
We’re as compatible as two similar Tablets.
Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment.
Would you unwrap my manifold?
Wow you got a fantastic elevation
You increase my Young’s modulus.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You prefer a quick time line erection?
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
You’re like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.
You’re sweeter than glucose.
Your 127.0.0.1 or mine
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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