[Top 60] Corporate,Workplace,Business Office Pick Up Lines
by Annie Rosy
Let’s give you a skills An@!ysis.
The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.
I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
The best part of this acquisition is you.
I make small cubicles fun.
You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
Should we debrief?
Can you help me figure out my operating system?
You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
Are you interested in managing my account?
I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.
Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
Can I see the inside of your cubicle?
I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.
I can tell you’re a team player.
I would be happy to be your human resource.
You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
Where else can you employ that An@!ytical ability?
Want to play a little doC^ment distribution strip poker?
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
Let’s do this, but in real time.
My account is totally receivable.
Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
All this corporate giving is getting me hot under the collar-you?
Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?
Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.
I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
Your customer interface is impressive.
Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.
Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
Who needs a financial An@!ysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.
All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
Can you A$$ist me with this insertion order?
I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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