Are you the square root of -100.Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.
I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you??
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? – See Funny Pick Up Lines.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
So, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
I’m not allowed to bet but If I could I’d bet on you.
Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine?
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !
Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.
Do you have a twin sister? (No).. Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world.
Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Hey, you can’t spell “Calculus” without “us”.
Are you a weeping angel ? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.
You’re awkward, but in a cure way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
Hey, no offense, but do you want to hold hands ?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
You must be a time lord. Because you have two hearts. Yours and mine!
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I’m feeling a connection.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?
If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
Are you full of beryllium, gold, and S#xanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.