[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines to Impress a Chess Player!

by Maria Line

Come on baby knight my fire.
Hey are you thinking of mating? cuz you just gave me a rook.
“We are all here for mating”
Would you like to go back to your boardroom or mine?
[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines To Impress A Chess Player! 1
[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines To Impress A Chess Player! 1
“What opening do you play?”
Now that’s one flexible opening!
I fancy ur caro kann … ?
you’re thinking of being my baby,
it doesn’t matter if your black or white
“I’d love to see your opening” Tongue out
Never mind chess, fancy a snog?
Hello girl, would mind if I pinned your… rook *Stupid arrogant hehe*
I want to Mate with you!
“Hey girl are you a queen? cause I’ve been trying to skewer you all night”
“If I left my rook hanging, would you promise to take it?”
“I lost my queen last game, but I think I just found her.”
“Are you Sicilian? Because you have one flexible opening.”
“Hey, are you polish by chance? Because I think I’ve seen you b4”
I prefer my women to be positional players rather than material focused
So you wanna castle kingside or queenside? (Your place or mine?)
“Hey, so you play chess?””yes please mr pickup man”Cool, want to play a game?”
“I would mate you anytime of the day” or “I would love to mate you”! 🙂
Chess players know how to mate.
just lol’ed at trincyolo’s replies…MY Fu©kING BOY
Girl, you accelerated my dragon.If it’s hyper-accelerated, you should probably see a doctor.
Want to see my pawn collection ?
“. . . the merits of chess in the eyes of the fairer gender.”and, so. . . which gender is more unfair?
I was going to make one with the bishop, but the realized I’d sound more like a pedophile than anything :P.
You can play with my bits, anytime!
Be my queen and mate with me with your knight moves.
[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines To Impress A Chess Player! 2
[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines To Impress A Chess Player! 2
“They should call you Korchnoi vs. SpA$$ky, because you’re my Candidate Match.”
I would go with something old fashioned and nice: “Do you play chess often?”
(Hey…I’m still happily married…45 years now. So, maybe I’d try that gambit. Worked for me…except it was on a dance floor: “Do you come here often?”)
My that’s a beautiful set.
Lets make it a knight to remember….do you have tA$$les on your castles….Baby I want to fork you so bad….
Stop restricting my bad bishop and maintaining all this tension …
I’ll be your white knight if you’ll be my queen.
One of my all time favorite movies is “Groundhog’s Day“.You don’t want to be like Bill Murray in the opening or middle game.He finally got it right in end game, though!
Hey babe, Can I promote my little pawn on your back rank.
I’d put my rook on you open file…
“Better get to it while I still have sufficient mating material…”
“I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue.”
“I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue.”
Why can’t the Brits play chess? Because they can’t tell a Bishop from a Queen.
Why did the grandmaster date a Slovak girl? Because he wanted a czechmate.
Where does a chess player trade in his pieces? At the pawn shop.
Why is chess just like real life? The king can only take a step at a time and the queen can do as she pleases.
A police officer arrested me for playing chess in the middle of the road yesterday, I asked him; “Is it cause I’m black?”
[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines To Impress A Chess Player! 3
[Top 50] Chess Pick Up Lines To Impress A Chess Player! 3
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? Why do geeky guys like curvy women? Because they’re chess nuts.
When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? Is it coincidence that you play chess with four horSêmên.

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