Girl, you accelerated my dragon.If it’s hyper-accelerated, you should probably see a doctor.
Want to see my pawn collection ?
“. . . the merits of chess in the eyes of the fairer gender.”and, so. . . which gender is more unfair?
I was going to make one with the bishop, but the realized I’d sound more like a pedophile than anything :P.
You can play with my bits, anytime!
Be my queen and mate with me with your knight moves.
“They should call you Korchnoi vs. SpA$$ky, because you’re my Candidate Match.”
I would go with something old fashioned and nice: “Do you play chess often?”
(Hey…I’m still happily married…45 years now. So, maybe I’d try that gambit. Worked for me…except it was on a dance floor: “Do you come here often?”)
My that’s a beautiful set.
Lets make it a knight to remember….do you have tA$$les on your castles….Baby I want to fork you so bad….
Stop restricting my bad bishop and maintaining all this tension …
I’ll be your white knight if you’ll be my queen.
One of my all time favorite movies is “Groundhog’s Day“.You don’t want to be like Bill Murray in the opening or middle game.He finally got it right in end game, though!
Hey babe, Can I promote my little pawn on your back rank.
I’d put my rook on you open file…
“Better get to it while I still have sufficient mating material…”
“I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue.”
“I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue.”
Why can’t the Brits play chess? Because they can’t tell a Bishop from a Queen.
Why did the grandmaster date a Slovak girl? Because he wanted a czechmate.
Where does a chess player trade in his pieces? At the pawn shop.
Why is chess just like real life? The king can only take a step at a time and the queen can do as she pleases.
A police officer arrested me for playing chess in the middle of the road yesterday, I asked him; “Is it cause I’m black?”
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? Why do geeky guys like curvy women? Because they’re chess nuts.
When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? Is it coincidence that you play chess with four horSêmên.
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