Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.
Tail me you love me
Dinner and a mewvie?
Where have you been all my lives?
Show me some catnip.
We’d make the purrfect couple
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
My D!¢K is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
I like you furry much
Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?
Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.
If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
Baby, you put the T in tuna
If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
Meet me by the dead bird.
Meet me by the mangled mouse.
I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.
Just call me pu$$ in Boots
Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
Let me take meowt on a date
You “complete meow me”
How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!
Your the cats whiskers.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
Tell me what makes you meow
You’re my pajamas.
My love for you is like a hairball — I can’t hold it in.
You remind me off a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws
Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.
Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.
Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.
I love cats. I heard you have a nice pu$$y. Can i play with her?
I will pawlways love you
My vet says I’m lacking in vitamin U.
Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
I’m feline fine now I have seen you.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.
Don’t purrcrastnate just be mine
Cat call me.
What’s a babe like you doing in a dump like this?
I’d like to get your tongue.
Now that’s a stray cat strut
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
Want to see some hairballs?
Will you be my meow?
I have a cat, she would like to meet you.
My cat’s dead, can I play with your pu$$y instead?
Be mine it’s meow or never
You must have been sleeping in the sun, because you are HOT.
You amewse me
Don’t be a player hating
I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pu$$y needs.
They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
Are you feline the connection between us?
I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you
Meet me at kitty corner.
I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pu$$y.
I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.
I like cats more than dogs.
Let’s make hisstory.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
I will make you purrrrr!