Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
That’s not an m60 in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
I’d catch a grenade for you… it’s ok, I’ve got FlakJacket pro!
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
Watch out girl, my predator missile is coming at you from behind!
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest – it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
You’re so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart.
Do you like my long barrel?
If you were a map pack, I’d download you.
The odds of meeting a girl as amazing as you, are the same as the odds of hitting a no-scope shot from across the map.
All I have to do is press “X” to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
Let me know when you’re close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.
I would run around the world for you… without lightweight.
How ’bout we meet at UnderpA$$ and I’ll Tactically insert you.
Even if you were wearing a ghillie suit, you’d still be the most beautiful girl here.
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I hope getting your phone number won’t be as difficult.
Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I’d die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
What clA$$ are you using? Because when I press select, you’re at the top of my list.
Do you play call of Duty because I’m going to search and destroy that A$$?
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
I’m like a Semtex, sticky and ready to explode.
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
Your mouth is like a C4, ready to blow.
You’re the heartbeat to my sensor.
Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I hope getting your phone number won’t be as difficult.
You must have a marathon on because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
I’M going to send my predator missile into your spawn area.
If you were a map pack, I’d download you.
I’M going to “Tactically Insert” my “Sub Base” into your “Rundown.” But it looks more like a “Skidrow” which has seen an “Invasion.”
I like the way you handle your stinger.
Hey, how about we meet at UnderpA$$, and I will Tactically Insert you.
What clA$$ are you using? Because when I press select, you’re at the top of my list.
With the weapons, I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?
Let’s play search and destroy!
I’M a claymore, turn me on, and I’ll explode in your mouth.
You should use some painkillers cause I will blow you hard with my gun.
How about coming back to my place and helping me work on my next montage – it won’t be a Call of Duty one this time.
My favorite game or you? There is no way I’d be choosing that game over you.
I heard you want to learn how to play this game? You should I am the best in that game.
I heard you want to learn this game? I’ll give you every day, that’s a win-win situation.
I don’t have much pick-up lines but I can pick you up fine if you watch me play this game.
My favorite moment? Playing games like this with you. Never gets old.
I promise I’ll protect you and your heart with a determination I use when playing call of duty.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rejoin this lobby?
Sitcky going out! Sorry, you’re just that hot!
How ’bout coming back to my place and helping me work on my next montage – it won’t be a Call of Duty one this time.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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