[Top 50+] Birthday Pick Up Lines,Puns,Quotes and Wishes!

by Annie Rosy

Wanna see my birthday suit?
You haven’t age a day.
A very merry unbirthday to you!
And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.
Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.
Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.
Are you a birthday candle? Because I’d like to blow you until I get my wish.
[Top 50+] Birthday Pick Up Lines,Puns,Quotes and Wishes!
[Top 50+] Birthday Pick Up Lines,Puns,Quotes and Wishes!
Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.
Beards can be red; A Blade can glow blue; There’s only one precious; And that must be you. Happy birthday.
Birthday party might ended, but real party just begin.
Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy Birthday, love.
Come to the bedroom with me. I have a special birthday cake with a special candle for you.
Do you want to know a dirty little secret? I am not wearing any underwear. Happy birthday, stud.
Don’t forget to drop by my house tonight, there’s something we got to do. Happy Birthday, darling. *Just so you know, I’ll be alone and ready.
Don’t wear any clothes today—I’ll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
Feeling the warmth of your body next to mine is the way I want to sleep the rest of my life. My real birthday celebration with you will begin at night, Happy Birthday My Love!
For your birthday, I’m going to give you a real wildness and fun night.
Get ready to be wild with me later. Happy Bday sweety!.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.
Happy birthday S#xy! Can I blow your candle?
Here is a magic lamp for your birthday.
How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can give you my special present.
How about we put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
I am sorry I am stuck in work all day, but I will make it up to you tonight. I think you know what I mean. Rest up; you are going to need all your energy for later.
I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be everyday.
I think you should try to hold me later on, or I might just lose control and lead you to a room full of hotness. Happy Birthday to the S#xiest man alive.
I wanted to send you something S#xy for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
I’ll tell you my gift: I’ll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, S#xy.
I’m all yours for this night. Know what I mean? Wait tonight for my special gift!
Is that a birthday hat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No.
Let’s get nasty tonight, shall we? Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
Let’s pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.
Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!
My birthday gift you will get at night, in your bed, which only you can see and feel and others can only imagine! Happy Bday sweety!
My birthday is on the 4th of July… I bet I can make you see fireworkds.
My gift will be delayed for awhile. Just wait. It will just come on your doorstep…naked. Happy Birthday hot man.
Right after you came, everything just became hotter. Hmm…should we make your celebrated day even hotter? Birthday wishes to the hottest man/woman alive!
The surprise doesn’t end after the party. When your friends have left, and the house has become silent, we’d go on with the wildest part of your birthday party — with just the two of us.
This night will be the naughtiest night we’ll ever have. Let’s enjoy, shall we? Happy Birthday S#xy.
To my little pu$$y-cat, all the milk in the bowl won’t suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!
Tonight is going to be one of our best nights together…and I’m going to make sure you’ll enjoy every bit of it. Birthday wishes, honey.
Well I am here. What’s your next two wishes?
What do you get when you mix beauty and hotness, and then combine the two with a S#xy personality? Well, YOU. Happy birthday.
Why do you need a birthday dinner when you can just devour me?
Wild and hot. This will be your birthday, darling. Happy Birthday!
You are gorgeous! I bet you look even better in your birthday suit.
You are hot like the flames on birthday candles.
You are like a birthday candle. You light up my life.
You are my birthday wishes come true!
You know the birthday hat is not the only thing that is pointy.
You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a birthday candle because I’d like to blow you until I get my wish.
An exceptionally cheerful unbirthday to you!
Also, after the birthday supper, my sweetheart, might we backpedal to my place so I can give thee mine seed, in thine position of thy picking, obviously.
Is it true that you are a birthday swell? Since your booties’ popping.
Is it true that you are a birthday cake? Since you are so sweet.
Is it true that you are a birthday flame? Since I’d jump at the chance to blow you until I get my desire.
Is it accurate to say that you are a birthday show? Since I need to unwrap you.
Whiskers can be red; A Blade can gleam blue; There’s one and only valuable; And that must be you. Happy birthday.
Birthday gathering may finished, however genuine gathering simply start.
Prepare yourself; today evening time may very well turned into our greatest night. Happy Birthday, adore.
Gone to the room with me. I have a unique birthday cake with an extraordinary flame for you.
Would you like to know a skeleton in the closet? I am not wearing any clothing. Happy birthday, stud.
Keep in mind to drop by my home today evening time, there’s something we got the opportunity to do. Happy Birthday, dear. *Just so you know, I’ll be separated from everyone else and prepared.
Try not to wear any garments today—I’ll expel them at any rate. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
Feeling the glow of your body by mine is the way I need to rest whatever is left of my life. My genuine birthday festivity with you will start during the evening, Happy Birthday My Love!
For your birthday, I’m going to give you a genuine ferocity and fun night.
Persuade prepared to be wild with me later. Happy Bday sweety!.
Developing old is compulsory; growing up is discretionary.
Happy Birthday infant. You should simply unwrap your present – ME.
Happy birthday attractive! Can I blow your flame?
Here is an enchantment light for your birthday.
We should both avoid your birthday supper, so I can give you my extraordinary present.
We should put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?
How would you anticipate that me will recollect your birthday, when you never look any more established?
I am sad I am stuck in work throughout the day, yet I will make it up to you today evening time. I think you recognize what I mean. Rest up; you are going to need all your vitality for some other time.
I know your birthday is just once per year however you’re so uncommon it ought to be regular.
I think you ought to attempt to hold me later on, or I may very well lose control and lead you to a room br!mm!ng with hotness. Happy Birthday to the S#xiest man alive.
I needed to send you something attractive for your birthday, however the postal carrier made me escape the letter box.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?:)
You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
Well, I am here. What’re your next two wishes?
I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be at least two times.
How about we both skip your birthday dinner so that I can show you my thing.
It’s the sun coming up … or is that just the birthday girl shining?
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
Well I am here. What’s your next two wishes?
I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be at least two times.
How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can show you my thing.
Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?
If kisses were snowflakes , I’d send the storm.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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