Hi. I’m Batman.
“I … AM … BATMAN!”
“I’m Batman” Now do it as Carol Channing…”
Wanna meet Alfred?
I’m Bruce Wayne.
Wanna slide down my Batpole?
Wanna do it in bat-mobile?
A little bird told me that you wanted to meet me.
Riddle me this… you come here often?
You ever made it with a guy in tights?
Wanna get out of here and check out the dark night?
Yeah, he’s the BOY Wonder… do you Like boys? Or MEN !
You gotta friend for m’man Alfred here ?
I may be Batman, but you’re Robin my heart.
*points to bat ears on mask”im h0rn¥”
Wanna see my bat-nipples?
“Come to the Cave, and I’ll show you the Bat.”
I dance a wicked Bedroom Batusi
“Wanna ride my bat rocket?”
“bring along a Robin and we’ll play with my batanrangs”
May I stay in your bat cave tonight?
“Looking at you I’m more stiff than Adam West.”
I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.
you ever made out with a guy in tights?
wanna get out of here and check the dark night?
Yeah, HE’S the boy wonder… do you like boys? Or Men
I may be Blind,but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.
I am not trying to impress you but i am Batman by the way.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman! Do you want to be my Batwoman?
she won’t respond to anyone maybe i should use batman signal!
These Jokes are the bane of my importance.
Ever had S#x in a mansion? I can get us into Bruce Wayne’s house.
My sidekick’s name is Robin, but I am looking for someone who Swallows
“I won’t be the only one in tight leather tonight.”
“I am the night… And tomorrow night… And every night you can handle.”
“Heyyyyy wanna know my secret idenS#xy?”
I’d like to explore your bat cave
“I’ll show you my Batcave if you show me yours.”
There’s a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I’m talking about my peπ!s.
“Ever meet Bruce Wayne? He’s like, practically my best friend. Do you want to meet him? I can totally make it happen.”