[Top 50] Pick Up lines -To Melt An Animal Lover Heart

by Annie Rosy

Polly wanna tap that

I’m a lion: Meow

I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

Are you a dog? Because I’d like to throw you a bone.

If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken

It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

[Top 50] Pick Up lines -To Melt An Animal Lover Heart

If I was a squirrel I’d store my nuts in your hole!

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

If you were a camel, I’d hump you!

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pu$$y needs.

Do you wanna play lion tamer? It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy

Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Do you like Sea World, because you’re about to be in my splash zone

Life’s a jungle – let’s go to your place and bang like animals!

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

Baby, you’re like a championship bA$$. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrrfect.

Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going destroy your pu$$y.

Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!

Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.

Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.

Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

Are your other donkeys jealous because that’s one fine A$$.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Does your pu$$y smell like fish because I like sushi

Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and Fu©k like animals!

I heard your into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpu$$

Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pu$$y needs.

Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus

Girl your like a trophy bA$$ I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.

You’re like a prize winning fish… I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

My cat’s dead, can I play with your pu$$y instead?

Baby, you’re like a championship bA$$. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.

If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!

I’m no rooster, but watch what this c0©k-a-do-to-you

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising c0©ks!

You must be my backyard, because I really dig you.

Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?

Do you handle chickens because your good with c0©ks.

If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!

It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i’m (your name)

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home

Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!

If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!

You wanna see a donkey show?

Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!

Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.

You are one hoot mama!

Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzsted…

Hey girl, are you a pure bred, because you just Russian Blue me away.

Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

From a frog: Hey baby, it’s a future rose from a future prince.

Girl, if you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.

Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Your pu$$y is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

Take me to the loony bin, because you’re bacon me crazy.

If you were a fishtank, I would tap that!

Yo baby, mind if I crab your A$$?

Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you’ll be finding out I nemo ¶u$$y

My D!¢K is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.

Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone

Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

I must have been a real good boy, because you’re a real treat.

Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

If you where a sheep I would clone you

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Baby you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.

Someone told me you like Owls, Well you’ll love the way Owl give you this D!¢K

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 50] Pick Up lines -To Melt An Animal Lover Heart

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