[Top 50] Silly Beer Puns You Can’t Resist To Laugh At
by Annie Rosy
What does a ghost drink? BOO’S
You know what’s fun about being sober? Nothing.
Where do monkeys go to grab a beer? The monkey bars!
What do you call a man running with a beer? Edward Forty-hands.
What does a wet beer fart leave in your shorts? A Bengal stripe.
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!
How do you start a parade in the ghetto? Roll a 40 down the street.
[Top 50] Silly Beer Puns You Can’t Resist To Laugh At
How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? The Holy Spirit!
What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in the south? Open other end.
Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? So the Irish would never rule the world!
Hear about the wall that went out on the town for its birthday?… Got plastered…
Why did Mexicans create tequila? So ugly people would have a chance at having S#x!
What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? “Please, no stories!”
Why are Men like coolers? Load them with Bud Light, and you can take them anywhere!
What did the bartender say after Charles D!¢Kens ordered a martini? “Olive or twist?”
What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common? Their both empty from the neck up!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light? He’s the one dancing like an A$$hole!
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Why does Corona go through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color
What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? “A beer please, and one for the road.”
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.
What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having $ex in a rowboat? They are both SO close to water!
Beer doesn’t turn people into somebody they’re not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
O’Malley said, “I am dying of cancer, son. I just don’t want any of them sleeping with your mother after I’m gone.”
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? They’re both out looking for a tight seal.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn’t keep asking for Bud Light!
What is a rednecks last words? “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Why don’t Democrats drink? It interferes with their suffering!
What do you call a man with a pint of Labatts on his head? A taxi. Clearly, he’s had too much booze and is being a nuisance.
What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Mayan: Hey wanna beer? Other Mayan: I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.
What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and S#xy blonde drinking Smirnoff Vodka? a “Pabst Smir!”
How do you know a man is really really gay? When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer! If beer pong was a sport, I’d have a full scholarship
There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking? He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!
A duck walks in to a bar and says “Give me 200 beers”. The bar tender says “How are you going to pay for that?” So the duck says “Just put in on my bill!!!”
A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!” How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
A bee goes into a bar, It comes out 2 hours later buzzing Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?” Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.
An Irishman named O’Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O’Malley in the eye, and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month to live.”
The friends gave O’Malley their condolences, and they had a couple more beers. After his friends left, O’Malley’s son leaned over and whispered his confusion. “Dad. I though you said that you were dying from cancer??? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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