Beavis and Buttheads Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said “come.”
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.
Uh, like let’s drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What’s your sign? Is it “Yield”? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
Beavis and Buttheads Pick Up Lines
Beavis and Buttheads Pick Up Lines
If I said you were S#xy, would you hold your body against me?.
My lips are registered weapons.
I’m not trying to pick you up. You’re like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you’re really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? ‘Cause that’s what I’m looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said “come.”
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.
Uh, like let’s drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What’s your sign? Is it “Yield”? Huh huh huh huh.
Would you like carry my books for me?
If I said you were S#xy, would you hold your body against me?
I can make you feel like I’ve never had S#x before.
My lips are registered weapons.
I’m not trying to pick you up. You’re like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If you ever had S#x with a machine, that’s what it’s like with me. ‘Cause I’m like a S#x machine.
If you’re really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? ‘Cause that’s what I’m looking for.
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it. Return To Top

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