I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
Beards are a brotherhood, not a fashion statement.
I’m Sorry, I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
I don’t give moustache rides. I give beard bounces.
May your face Stay hairy all the days of your life.
Beards can protect you from pollen or dust allergies.
I don’t have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras.
Culture is the widening of the mind and of the spirit.
Keep calm and love men with muscles beard and tattoos.
I mustache you a question, can eyebrows your computer?
If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two Mums.
Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
The scruffier your beard the sharper you need to dress.
Alexander the great was against beards in his infantry.
The beard has many benefits, such as beauty and dignity.
Sum Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
I mustache you a question , but I’ll shave it for later.
He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
My beard is an honour student at the school of badA$$ery.
Beards grow faster when a man has not had s3x in a while.
The Forehead Moustache, when one moustache is not enough.
Some Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
I don’t have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras. ??
Beard rule, if you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.
Man withOut a Beard is like aa Cup of a Tea without sugar.
Any man can start a beard.. A true man never finishes one.
Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
I hate being s3xy but I’m a bearded man so I can’t help it.
The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes.
A man with Out a Beard is like a Cup of a Tea with Out sugar.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
If your boyfriend doesn’t have a beard you have a girlfriend.
Bearded men make better lovers. Hell, we make everything better.
The average man with a mustache touches it over 700 times a day.
“Is that a mustache or have your eyebrows come down for a drink?”
The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.
There’s a place for men without beards it’s called the lady’s room.
Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
I find myself drawn to people who are intelligent, funny, and perverted.
You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.
The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.
During the Middle Ages, touching another man’s beard could result in a duel.
Don’t judge my past, look at my present l am sure my future is really rocking.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday is short.. and your beard is splendid.
The international boxing A$$ociation prohibits amateur boxers from having beards.
This girl told me she thinks we have something in common. I think it’s her moustache.
I’ll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and a beard, a beach just might power-walk.
Have you a beard and tattoos? That sound you just heard sir, was my panties evaporating.
Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.
The beard tells the world that you spend more time, in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
Shave off your beard and wear a dressyou would be a great female impersonator.
Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say because of you, I grew a beard.
Our character tells the world you are a real man.. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
There are two kinds of people in the world.. those who appreciate a good beard and those who are wrong.
The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes… the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.
What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean-shaven face makes you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
That awkward moment you offer your coworker a sincere compliment on their mustache and she files a complaint with human resources.
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic… You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there. –Minnie Pearl
The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your $h!t.
Every few years, I change my look for the simple reason that I get bored. If you Google Image me, you will see so many different looks: long hair, short hair, clean shaven, beard, etc.
Return to your friends and tell them that we came here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, and determined to avenge our own wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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