“You’re not my friend, you’re a Decepticon!” — Pam
When he got Germany and Alabama in one fell swoop.
“I swear to god I had something for this.” — Archer
When he got really romantic with Lana And with Katya.
When he was less than kind about karate. And Dane Cook.
“You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.”
“Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.” (corny)
“There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.”
“Idiots doing idiot things, because they’re idiots.” — Archer
When he was more than a little excited about driving a race car.
Yeah, that sounds very flattering. Insert your own comeback line here.
“I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.”
“A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?” (yes, very corny)
Another one that could get a nibble… or, “You better get your eyes checked, because I don’t see that.”
Okay, this one has a poetic, romantic feel. It could work; just don’t ruin your boat. Maybe just a gentle bump.
Any pickup line leaves you open to a comeback. This one might seem cute, but it could also result in, “I’m not fishing for your type.”
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
I’m borderline on this one. Would it get a giggle or a slap? On the other hand, what if the other person agrees right away? That could be a bad sign.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.