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Top 50 Archer Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

“Yup.” — Lana

“Boop.” — Archer

“Sploosh!” — Various

“Rampage!” — Archer

“Phrasing.” — Archer

“Do you not?” — Archer

“Danger Zone!” — Archer

“Read a book.” — Archer

“Just the tip.” — Archer

“Holy sh*tsnacks!” — Pam

“I’m Pacman Jones!” — Pam

And Nova Scotian militia.

“Power blackout.” — Archer

“Can’t or won’t?” — Archer

“Want to compare tan lines?”

“Look at his tufted ears!” — Archer

“You’re not my supervisor!” — Cheryl

“That’s how you get ants.” — Various

When he decided not to go cold-turkey.

And he hit North Korea pretty hard, too

When he questioned the usefulness of blimps.

When he warned the office about food habits.

When he tried to get Babou some better lodgings

That one could result in a right hook to the jaw!

When he found a different way to say “phrasing.”

“You’re not my friend, you’re a Decepticon!” — Pam

When he got Germany and Alabama in one fell swoop.

“I swear to god I had something for this.” — Archer

When he got really romantic with Lana And with Katya.

When he was less than kind about karate. And Dane Cook.

“You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.”

“Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.” (corny)

“There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.”

“Idiots doing idiot things, because they’re idiots.” — Archer

When he was more than a little excited about driving a race car.

Yeah, that sounds very flattering. Insert your own comeback line here.

“I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.”

“A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?” (yes, very corny)

Another one that could get a nibble… or, “You better get your eyes checked, because I don’t see that.”

Okay, this one has a poetic, romantic feel. It could work; just don’t ruin your boat. Maybe just a gentle bump.

Any pickup line leaves you open to a comeback. This one might seem cute, but it could also result in, “I’m not fishing for your type.”

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

I’m borderline on this one. Would it get a giggle or a slap? On the other hand, what if the other person agrees right away? That could be a bad sign.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.