I’m a shark.
I speak whale.
Whale be mine?
I whaley love you
Stroke my dolphin.
My shell or yours?
You wanna gourami?
Blub bulb blub blub!
Hey baby, wanna spawn?
Wanna try guppy style?
You had me at lobster.
May I stock your pond?
I like my women, fishy!
How you chewing? (Shark)
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I bet you love blowholes.
Let’s goby somewhere alone
Wanna cuttle? (Cuttlefish)
Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Do you like fish and chips?
Tonight I can make you ink.
I saw you and I was hooked.
I’m hot, but you are otter.
Wanna help me clean my pump?
Are you a queen or fish bait?
I whale shower you with love.
Wanna snorkel with my dorkel?
I swim both ways, sweetheart.
Hey baby, wanna free my Willy?
Gimme some fin. Noggin’. Dude!
You otter come over here cutie!
Your Thermador cracks my shell.
Do your dolphins do any tricks?
Nice pair of fins you got there.
You’re welcome in my shark tank.
Can I put my tank into your mall?
I don’t have crabs i have shrimp.
Come to this watering hole often?
I need someone to remove my algae.
Hey babe, mind if I crab your A$$?
Your coral lips were made to kiss.
Call me Ishmael……… (Octopus)
Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle? ~ Octopus
Call me Ishmael……… ~ Octopus
I got an itch only you can scratch.
Tonight I would be a hermit no more.
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
Hey babe, let’s do it dolphin style.
You wanna get out of this fish bowl?
Boy, you swim around this reef often.
What a beautiful specimen, so exotic…
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
Do you masterbait to Shark Week too?!
I love your rainbow trout, o my kiss!
I love your dress. It’s soFISHticated.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
I’d stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)
Loving you is a no-brainer. (Jellyfish)
“Hey girl…. where you fin all my life?”
I wanna eat you if that’s okay? (Shark)
If you sit up front, I’ll make you wet.
What if I say, I’m not like the otters.
I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.
What kind of fish is funny? A clownfish.
If I were a dolphin, I’d rape you first.
Whale Whale Whale. What do we have here?
Wanna have my tadpoles swim to your pond?
Will you be mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
If you were a fish, you’d be a Clownfish.
Wanna hold my eel? He is a slippery fella.
If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.
I’ve been watching u swim around all day…
Wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?
They don’t cal me a sperm-whale for nothing.
How about you and me make beautiful bubbles?
Do you like seafood? Because I’ve got crabs.
I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)
What’s a gal like you in an ocean like this?
Do you work here, because you smell of tuna?
Polar Bear… I just wanted to break the ice.
Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?
Would you like to go home and see my catfish?
Can i put a little more sauce into your life?
Hello baby that’s a nice set of fins you have.
Why don’t we go there and grab a leaf to bite?
I don’t like my woman salty, I want her fresh.
I like things that puff besides my pufferfish.
Is your name Ariel because you smell like fish.
Are you a whale? Because I like your blow hole.
I want to be the clown fish to your sea anemone.
The “Angry Walrus” is my favourite S#xual trick.
Hey baby, if I were a fish I’d be hooked on you.
Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?
So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?
I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.
Pssh… I’m not the only one who smells like fish.
You know what else is slippery when wet? (Sea Lion)
I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?
I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock.
So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
hey baby, show me your feeders and I’ll show you mine
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
I used to hate alge, but it’s starting to grow on me.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
You must be Nemo, because I have been looking for you.
Does your pu$$y smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
Are you tuna, because you’re the only fish that I see.
That has got to be the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, I see you with me.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Hey, baby, you know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
A shark just ate my girlfriend, will you be my new one?
Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle? (Octopus)
I might be left shark, but I’m the righ tshark for you.
Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.
Come with me and I’ll prove to you that I have 2 discus!
You don’t look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)
Are you coral reef? Because I’m in love with your beauty.
What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.
Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.
I like shellfish, and you look like a lobster. Let’s date.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.
I’ll give you a ride that you won’t have to wait in line for.
Hey girl, Are you a whale? Cause you’ve got a nice blow hole.
Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
You’re so cute I could turn myself inside out and digest you.
Anyone ever tell you, you’ve got one shell of a body? (Turtle)
We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)
“Are you a shark? Cuz I got some swimmers for you to swallow.”
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me
Something smells fishy about this place… Let’s get outta here.
“I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing, but we should hook up
Are you a shark? Because I got some swimmers for you to swallow.
If your butt was a seafood resturaunt i’d pick the pupu platter.
Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)
You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?
How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!
You’re the fish out of the various fishes in the sea that I need.
Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly? (Octopus)
Hey pretty woman, would I be able to purchase you a fish sandwich?
There may be a million fish in the sea, but there is only one you.
I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there and thought of you.
Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we’re snapping turtles.) (Turtle)
“Hey, baby, I am a fish and you are a hook. Let’s hook up tonight.”
Why don’t we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)
Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe. (Octopus)
I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.
“Is your name Ariel? Because I think we were mermaid for each other.
Hey babe, are you a jellyfish because I think you don’t have a brain.
I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)
Are you a fish because I want to be an aquarium so we can be together.
You know what happen to be from the future and I sea you lion in my bed.
Let’s take things slow. Because that’s the only speed I’ve got. (Turtle)
Hey baby, let’s play meiosis. Why don’t you go first and split your legs.
We don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d reconsider it. (Turtle)
Dang girl are you Dory from finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me.
I can’t afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?
How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’ve got it all… because you’re scaly. (Turtle)
I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice… EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Hey baby you tired? Cause you’ve been swimming around in my mind all day…
Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.
My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record
Hey baby, wana check out my tangs or would you just like me to hand feed you.
I wish I were an octopus, so I would have eight hands to touch your butt with.
You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)
They call me, “Portuguese Man-of-War,” but I’m really just a jellyfish of love.
Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the only one good looking enough for me.
You’re like a prize winning fish… I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
There’s a considerable amount of fish in the ocean, and I’m starving. Let’s eat.
Um, I believe there’s a genuinely fresh fish tank upstairs if you want to see it.
If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.
Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a S#xy land beast.
If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me? (Octopus)
I wish we can be the type of jellyfish that lives forever, so I can love you forever.
Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers? (Octopus)
Hey baby, are you a calorimeter? Because you’re hot and I’d like to stick my probe into you.
Let’s get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we’ll never talk about again.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)
Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I’d like to go down on you.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.
I know you’re naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)
Some scientists clA$$ify me as “vulgaris”, but I’m really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
I really respect a mollusk who doesn’t have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)
Hey baby, are you a marine biologist? Because I’d like to hist the club and seal the deal with you.
Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to heaven.
You make me feel like a sea cuC^mber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my A$$.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i’m (your name).
Girl, you look ancient—considering we’re one of the oldest species on earth, that’s a compliment. (Turtle)
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
I enjoy c0©ktails and midnight strolls along the beach… want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d love to catch and mount back at my place.
I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don’t you come back to my place and check it out?
Once you’ve had me, baby, you’ll never go back; mostly because you’ll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)
that I could have one seafood dinner with you over Skype, using a dial-up internet connection … So what do you say, can I have your number?
I really respect a mollusk who doesn’t have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.~ Octopus
Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe.~ Octopus
Some scientists clA$$ify me as “vulgaris”, but I’m really sweet once you get to know me.~ Octopus
Once you’ve had me, baby, you’ll never go back; mostly because you’ll starve to death while protecting your eggs.~ OctopuS
Be inside you yet? TUNA? What kind of aquarium are you thinking of ~ TUNA