[Top 70] Pick Up Lines That Are Appropriate at Times!

by Maria Line

I’m asian so I’ll eat your cat
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Smile, if you want to have S#x with me.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
[Top 70] Pick Up Lines That Are Appropriate at Times!
[Top 70] Pick Up Lines That Are Appropriate at Times!
Say didn’t we go to different schools together?
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My D!¢K.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
Fu©k me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my peπ!s
I named my D!¢K “the truth” cause B!t¢hes can’t handle it!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her A$$]
Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Do you want to have good S#x? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that A$$ is calling me!
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Are you lost? ‘Cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that A$$!
Roses are red grA$$ is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pu$$y.
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Can you help me with my science A$$ignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad!
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pu$$y needs.
If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!
Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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