I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
I’m sorry were you talking to me? “No” then please start!
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my peπ!s
I named my D!¢K “the truth” cause B!t¢hes can’t handle it!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her A$$]
Can you catch? Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Do you want to have good S#x? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that A$$ is calling me!
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Are you lost? ‘Cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that A$$!
Roses are red grA$$ is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pu$$y.
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Can you help me with my science A$$ignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other girls look bad!
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pu$$y needs.
If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents!
Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
A boy gives a girl a dozen roses eleven are real and one is fake, and told her he would love her until the last rose died.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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