“Are you a Squirtle, ’cause you’re making me wet.”
Do you work for Domino’s? Cuz you a fine pizza A$$.
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
“Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
“Is heaven missing an angel? ‘Cuz you’ve got nice cans…”
Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.
Mami you on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.
“Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.” ??
You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.
Hey, just out of curiosity, have you ever read Gravity’s Rainbow?
Hi, I’m biS#xual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get S#xual.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A$$!
I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Baby, you must be a mirror, because I can totally see myself in you.
“Hi, how are you doing?”, or “Hey, what’s up!”, or “whacha’ reading?”
“Are you wearing cherry chap stick? If I kissed you, would I like it?”
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.
“You suck at math. Let me come over to your house and tutor your privately.”
“Your not the brightest colour in the pack … but you are my favorite colour”
“Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?” (What?) “You know your name and number!”
“If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA-Helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.”
“Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”
I’ll dance next to you. If you want to think we’re dancing together, go right ahead.
“Hey baby, If you and I were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”
“I always thought you were supposed to see the New Year in with a tall, dark stranger…”
“Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.”
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”
“Hey when did this guy get here ‘Points with both hands down to peπ!s displaying erection’”.
“So, you say you’ve already lost your virginity? Well that’s okay with me. I’d just like to play with the box it came in.”
How about just “Hi, my name’s (whatever)”? She’ll be so impressed that you didn’t use some lame pick up line, she might actually talk to you.
As you said, if the attraction is already there, then all of the pieces are in play. If it’s there, then it won’t need any “triggering” at all.
Do you come here often?
Nice shoes. Wanna fark?
Get in the truck bi@tch
Hey baby, you like math?
Do you believe in destiny?
so where is the actual list?
Have I seen you here before?
You’re fat, I’m drunk, it’s on!
“Lets go in halves on an 0rg@sm”
Great legs. What time do they open?
Thems’ baby making lines right there.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
“My dream girl is anyone who’d say yes.”
How can I love you if you won’t lay down!
“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
“I do a great Chris Farley impersonation.”
“I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”
You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
Do you like fruit? Suck this, it’s a peach.
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it’s a gem.
I like that line. I think I’ll use that one.
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
For breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?
you should have posted the whole thing though.
“Pleased to meet you…with meat to please you.”
Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Do you work for Domino’s? Cuz you a fine pizza A$$.
Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you
“I’ve been contributing to my 401k since I was 18.”
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
You are as beautiful as spring’s first cherry blossom.
“I stepped in a pile of you and got love all over me.”
“Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
“Is heaven missing an angel? ‘Cause you got nice cans!”
“I do a show called ‘Becoming a Man in 127 Easy Steps.’”
“I prefer to date in the cougar bracket, that’s over 32.”
Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.
“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.”
Mami you on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.
“In the morning, do you want your eggs scrambled, or fertilized?”
I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Hi, I’m biS#xual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get S#xual.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A$$!
I can actually dance so all you guys with not rythme or style, suck!
“Your the best dancer on the floor, how bout dancing with the second?”
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
“will you help me find my lost puppy? i think he went in that hotel room…”
Are those Space Pants you’re wearing? Cause your A$$ is out of this world.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.
Those clothes are very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming, too.
“A gentle kiss to the frontal lobe, while fine dining as we eat.” (In a poem.)
“Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?” (What?) “You know your name and number!”
“Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”
Oldest one in the book: “Nice Dress. But I think it might look better on the floor.”
“Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.”
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”
“Do you guys know how much a polar bear weighs? I don’t know either but he just broke the ice.”
“When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”
Me and my brother, we just to the swinging singles bar and look for the girls with dog poop on their shoes…
So what place on the list did Richard Pryor’s line, “Baby, you’re so fine, I’d svck your daddy’s d!ck” get?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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