[Top 50] Alcoholic Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Mind if I get drunk with you?

And I thought the beer was good here…

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

Baby, you’re the hot A$$ in my shot glA$$.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I want to slam dunk your face with my face.

You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

Have you tried the (drink) here? It’s terrific!

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)

I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.

Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.

This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glA$$.

When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?

Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.

For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

Here’s $20. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.

Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware but i’m extremely attractive.

Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let’s take the party back to my room.

Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Hi there, are you drinking a glA$$ of wine? I love travel how about you?

Here’s 50 euro’s. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.

Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.

I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

Do you want to have a drink and have S#x with me? No? What about just S#x?

Do you like bl0w j0bs or S#x on the beach? I’m talking c0©ktails of course.

Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?

Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.

What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.

I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for $5. How many can I count you in for?

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?

It’s such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?

Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?

Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you’re a bad A$$, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

Do you like dancing? Me too…. My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a

horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can’t make it after all. I’d hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

Do you like dancing? Me too…My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It’s such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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