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Best 69 Position Pick Up Lines (Funny & Dirty 2026)

by Annie Rosy

Hey, I’m in a rock band!

I’m usually better looking.

Nice socks, can I try them on?

Hi, can I buy you several drinks?

Be unique and different – say yes.

How many camels can I buy you for?

I’ve got my beady eye trained on you.

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I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Did you fart? ‘Cause you just blew me away.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

One of us is thinking about S#x… Okay, it’s me.

How do you feel about going halves on a bast@rd?

Excuse me, did you just touch my bum? (No). Damn!

Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?

Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

If you were a McDonald’s burger… You’d be a McGorgeous

You’re so lovely – you make me want to go out and get a job.

What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

Keep it quiet – but I’m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

You’re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!

Bad boy! Naughty boy! Go to my room! [can replace boy with girl]

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.

Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them…

I have a pen, you have a phone number… Think of the possibilities…

I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.

Inheriting £80 million doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart…

I’m like chocolate pudding – I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?

There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

That’s a great head you have It would go really nicely on my wall of heads.

There is something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.

I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend.

Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you’re the SWEEDISH girl in the room! (sweetest – get it?)

I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet.

You look like the type of guy/girl who’s heard every line in the book… So what’s one more?

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?

I’m invisible. (Really?/No you’re not) Well, can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.

Hi, I’m a professional wrestler – can I get you in a headlock? Don’t worry, I get paid to do this!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. [kiss them and tell them you lost the bet.]

You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I’m still a bachelor.

I can’t find my puppy – can you help me find him? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here…

Do you know the essential difference between S#x and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

I don’t suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey? I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.

You smell like Fritos, that’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare – you’re so hot you’re gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.