[Top 100] Zodiac Signs and Astrology Pick Up Lines
by Annie Rosy
Nice asteroids. Astronomy
Your place or mine? Scorpio
Hey Baby, what’s your sign? Astrology
Where do you hide your halo? Astronomy
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Leo
Care to experience some thrust? Astronomy
How about we play lion and lion tamer? Leo
Is it hot in here or is it just you? Aries
You make me hotter than NML Cygni. Astronomy
Baby you make my telescope expand. Astronomy
Wanna initiate a docking maneuver? Astronomy
Wanna see how a Pulsar feels like? Astronomy
Your eyes are brighter than Sirius. Astronomy
Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe. Astronomy
If you’re here, who’s running heaven? Astronomy
I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way? Astronomy
You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe. Astronomy
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You’re on fire. Aries
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me cavities. Taurus
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? Cancer
Your beauty defies real and complex An@!ysis. Virgo
My pants are approaching escape velocity. Astronomy
How about you and I form a binary system? Astronomy
Mind if my comet enters your solar system? Astronomy
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? Aries
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst? Astronomy
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse. Astronomy
Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot? Leo
What time do you have to be back in heaven? Astronomy
Woah! What’s the name of THIS heavenly body? Astronomy
Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang? Astronomy
Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club? Astronomy
I feel like I could talk with you nonstop for days. Gemini
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes. Astronomy
Are you a Taurus?, cause I’m gonna Taurus snatch up Taurus
Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt? Astronomy
So You work for NASA cause Your out of this world Astronomy
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up Astronomy
Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up, right? Astronomy
Do you have a off switch? ‘Cause you just turned me on. Scorpio
Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole? Astronomy
You’re hot. You must be the reason for global warming. Aquarius
Astromy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper? Astronomy
They call me the milky way…Pleasure You Can’t Measure. Astronomy
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world. Astronomy
Care to take these diplomatic negotiations back to my place? Libra
I saw you somewhere before. I’m certain it was in my dreams. Libra
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Taurus
You’re a prime example of why I appreciate the beauty in life. Leo
What do you say we observe each other through naked eyes? Astronomy
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed? Astronomy
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? Pisces
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. Astronomy
Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes. Sagittarius
Hey baby, you’re out of this world. Wanna see my milky way? Astronomy
Your opinions are so brilliant and original–tell me more! Sagittarius
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes? Astronomy
Baby, you must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet. Virgo
There will only be 7 planets left, when I’m done with Uranus Astronomy
Are you in astronomy? Because your A$$ is out of this world. Astronomy
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take? Astronomy
You are like a cliffhanger—you keep me wanting more and more. Capricorn
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea. Aquarius
Starlight, starbright why don’t you come home with me tonight! Astronomy
Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it’s pull. Astronomy
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Capricorn
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Astronomy
Your name must be Amdromeda, because we are destined to collide. Astronomy
Sweetie, you don’t have to crawl out from under a rock to sting me. Scorpio
Are you wearing spacepants? ‘Cause that A$$ is out of this world! Astronomy
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon? Astronomy
Hey baby, you caught my Curiosity, mind if i explore you a little? Astronomy
There’s alot of things I cherish and I’d love to add you to that list. Cancer
You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong magnetism between us. Astronomy
I think you might be a star because i can’t stop orbiting around you. Astronomy
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Sagittarius
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty. Astronomy
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here Astronomy
You’d better call me William Herschel, because I’m gonna discover Uranus Astronomy
Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright. Astronomy
I have an extra ticket for a fire dancing workshop next weekend. Wanna come? Aries
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth. Astronomy
You must be the seventh planet in the solar system, because I love Uranus. Astronomy
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night. Astronomy
This might sound crazy, but I can already feel myself falling in love with you. Cancer
You are hot like a perfect star baby, mind if i enter your Goldilocks Zone ? Astronomy
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! Gemini
Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond. Astronomy
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. Astronomy
I’ve traveled all 50 states and 27 countries and I’ve never met anyone like you. Aquarius
I love your shoes. And your dress. And your necklace. And your hair. And your eyes. Libra
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? Sagittarius
Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a S#xy land beast. Pisces
Your eyes are like glimmering oceans of emotion. Suddenly I want to get lost at sea. Pisces
The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin Astronomy
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. Astronomy
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding ? Astronomy
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen in my life. Leo
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever. Libra
I own a winery/cookie shop. I’d love for you to come by for a tour and some free samples. Taurus
Do you have any overdue library books? ‘Cause you’ve got the word “fine” written all over. Gemini
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become. Astronomy
You are the most intriguing, mysterious, captivating person I’ve ever met. Wanna have S#x? Scorpio
Ask her “How does it feel?” When she ask’s what; you say “To be the only star in the sky” Astronomy
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine… Astronomy
I really want to get to know you, but first let me reorganize these party napkins by size and color. Virgo
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I’m going to marry. Cancer
Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. Astronomy
I’m like planet neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from uranus since it is so big and I cannot lie. Astronomy
Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I’m glad i didn’t miss it, can i buy you a drink? Astronomy
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. Astronomy
I’m the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere. Capricorn
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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