[Top 100] Yo Daddy Is So Stupid Jokes

by Annie Rosy

Yo daddy is so Stupid he brought a Spoon to the SuperBowl !

Yo daddy is so Stupid that when he saw the “Under not admitted” sign at a movie theatre, he went home and got friends.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he sold her car for gas money!

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that when he read on his job application to not write below the dotted line he put “OK”.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he asked me what yield meant, I said “Slow down” and he said “What… does…. yield… mean?”

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he put on his glA$$es to watch.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that I saw him jumping up and down,he said he drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that when he pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald’s, he drove through the window.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he peals M&M’s to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo daddy is so Stupid that he went to found a “black” “Berry ” just for his daughter for christmas

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put his face in a book and called it “Facebook”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that you have to dig for his IQ!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he told everyone that he was “illegitimate” because he couldn’t read.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he put a phone up her a** and thought he was making a b00ty call.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he climbed over a glA$$ wall to see what was behind it.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that I tOld her I was reading a book by Homer and he asked if I had anything written by Bart.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, he said “Cherry or Grape?”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that when he locked his keys in the car, it took him all day to get Yo family out.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought lil wayne was a person with a lil wing !

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He Took a Pad & Drew an Eye on it & Said HEYV I GOT THE NEW IPAD

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he still dont know who Mindless Behavior is ,

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he went to the post office and ask for food stamps !

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried putting his m&m’s in alphabetical order.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for minutes because it said “concentrate.”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid I tOld him if he guess how many dollars bills are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball!!!!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid I tOld him to take out the trash and he moved!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He returned a new scarf because it was too tight.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He got fired from the M&M factory because he kept throwing away all the W’s!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid When The doctor recommended he bathe with Dove. Yo Daddy went out got a Dove and started bathing with a bird!!!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he made u stop listening to MB cuz he thought u were listening to a suicidal song, when u were really listening to future.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – he put Saggitarius

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he sOld his house for rent money

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he thought the credit crunch was a new chocolate bar

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got locked in Sleepy’s and slept on the floor

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried to climb mountain dew

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tripped over a cordless phone

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that when your mom said it was chilly outside, he ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that it took him hours to watch Minutes!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he tripped over a cordless phone

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he failed a survey.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the baSêmênt window.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, he couldn’t find the ‘Any’ key.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he sat in a tree house because he wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he brought a cup to the movie “Juice.”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he puts lipstick on him head just to make-up her mind

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought twitter was only for people who Tweet Tweet -Bird vocie

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got – choke that H**

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got locked out of a motorcycle.!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he asked what is the number to

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he said he got stabbed in a shootout!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He tried to kill a fish by drowning it! Yeah! tell me how that works out!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He got excited when he finished a jigsaw puzzle after only months because the box said – years!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He Got Baby MaMa’s…..And Only Got Baby O_o

Yo Daddy is so Stupid when he went to Walgreen’s he said “hey, these walls isn’t green…

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he looked in the mirror and said someone’s in the house

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he looked in the mirror and screamed because he thought there was a robber

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried putting his M&Ms in alphabetical order

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he was talking in the mail trying to send a voicemail!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid when someone said superbowl, he ran outside with a spoon and said, “Where’s the chili?”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he lost a leg by trying to trip a motorcycle

Yo Daddy is so Stupid when he was watching the X games he said, “That’s not fair. What about all the other letters? Don’t they get their

own game?”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that his girl asked “tell me something about me baby” and he replied you kiss better then all your friends

Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he put his eye on pad and called it ipad

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he eats his food stamps.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he stuck two bateries up his butt and said energize, Actually do work!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got locked in a convertible and he couldn’t get out

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he brought his fishing rod to Sea World!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put a dollar in the toilet i asked him “what are you doing” he said “paying the water bills”

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he lost a leg trying to trip and motorcycle!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He changed the baby’s diaper once a month, because the label said ‘good for up to pounds.’

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He tip toed past the medicine cabinet so he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he was born on Independence Day and can’t remember his birthday.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he married yo Mama!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid someone told him it was chilly outside he went inside got a bowl and said where they chilln at.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo Daddy is so Stupid when he heard he was going to have a baby, he started pushing!

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put two quarters in his ear and said he listening to cent

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he sOld all his cars for gas money.

Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put lipstick on his forehead to make up his mind

Yo Daddy is so Stupid He tried to use a breast pump to get breast milk for the baby!

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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