Yo Daddy is so Poor he tried to mail a letter off with a food stamp
Yo Daddy is so Poor he drawed a polo man on his shirt !
Yo Daddy is so Poor he goes to KFC and licks peoples fingers
Yo Daddy is so Poor when I went ti rob his house I went in the front door and tripped out the back
Yo Daddy is so Poor he went to Mc. Donald and put a milkshake on layway.
Yo Daddy is so Poor he uses the curtains as blankets !!
Yo Daddy is so Poor and ghetto that he leaves the tags on his suit to use for the night and then return it tomorrow sayin something like “O! It didnt fit!”
Yo Daddy is so Poor, I lit a match in his house and the roaches started singing “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord ’cause we got heat!
Yo Daddy is so Poor i walked inside his room and picked up a popsickle from the floor and he said leave the AC alone.
Yo Daddy is so Poor when I saw him kickin a can down the road I asked him what he was doing….’Moving’ he replied.
Yo Daddy is so Poor when I rang his doorbell, HE said ‘Ding-Dong’
Yo Daddy is so Poor he can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo Daddy is so Poor that he got about a million coupons and they expired!
Yo Daddy is so Poor and desperate, he married a dumpster
Yo Daddy is so Poor that he have to use a school chair for seats in his car !
Yo Daddy is so Poor he has the ducks throw bread at him
Yo Daddy is so Poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
Yo Daddy is so Poor he dont wear USPA but wears USGA
Yo Daddy is so Poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk !
Yo Daddy is so Poor he had a penny in his life savings
Yo Daddy is so Poor only time he smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…
Yo Daddy is so Poor, when I saw him rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked him what he was doing, he said “Remodeling.”
Yo Daddy is so Poor, that when I needed a penny at the cash register, I asked him for one, and he said, “You know how hard I worked to find that? You can’t have my life savings!”
Yo Daddy is so Poor, he has to use corn stalks instead of a weave
Yo Daddy is so Poor when he asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and he groule – “Don’t use the good china”
Yo Daddy is so Poor I saw Him with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, “Did you lose a shoe.” And He said, “Nope I just found one.”!
Yo Daddy is so Poor that even though all he dropped was a penny he walked a mile back to go pick it up! Like dude! It’s not a 100 dollar bill!
Yo Daddy is so Poor he can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo Daddy is so Poor that he got a shot gun for a horn !
Yo Daddy is so Poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Yo Daddy is so Poor his family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo Daddy is so Poor i lit a match in his house and the roaches said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we”ve got heat!!!
Yo Daddy is so Poor he was kicking a can down the street and a police officer said hey what are you doing and he said moving
Yo Daddy is so Poor he gotta use newspaper as toilet paper!
Yo Daddy is so Poor, he watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo Daddy is so Poor he go to KFC to lick other people fingers
Yo Daddy is so Poor he waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo Daddy is so Poor, he has to wear his McDonald’s uniform to church.
Yo Daddy is so Poor all he has is a coupon for the cent store!
Yo Daddy is so Poor I saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box, I asked him “What are you doing?” He said moving
Yo Daddy is so Poor when I saw him wobbling down the street with shoe, I hollered – “Lost a shoe?”, and he said – “Nope…just found one…”
Yo Daddy is so Poor he went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Daddy is so Poor ii went over to dinner & saw beans on the table ii took one & yo Daddy said dont be greedy
Yo Daddy is so Poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says – Spaghetti!
Yo Daddy is so Poor, he went to McDonald’s and put a Mcflurry on layaway!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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