[Top 50] Yo Daddy Is So Old Jokes

[Top 50] Yo Daddy Is So Old Jokes 1

Yo Daddy is so Old, when I tOld him to act his age, he died!
Yo Daddy is so Old, I wouldn’t expect anymore brothers and sisters..
Yo Daddy is so Old his memory is in black & white
Yo Daddy is so Old Jesus signed his yearbook!!!!
Yo Daddy is so Old that his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals….
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he farts, dust comes out !!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he took his drivers test on a dinosaur…
Yo Daddy is so Old that he knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block…
Yo Daddy is so Old that he knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick !
Yo Daddy is so Old he ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Daddy is so Old, I saw him in a picture of The Last Supper
Yo Daddy is so Old Jesus signed his yearbook !
Yo Daddy is so Old I found a fossil of his hair when I went to the death valley in search of dinosours
Yo Daddy is so Old that the candles cost more than the BIRTHDAY CAKE !!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro !!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust
Yo Daddy is so Old, when I tOld him to act his age, he died
Yo Daddy is so Old he has a bleographed bible
Yo Daddy is so Old and Fat that when people saw his wrinkles and Fat they thought he was an elephant standing on its back legs!
Yo Daddy is so Old He Knew Burger King When He Was Just A Prince!
Yo Daddy is so Old Jesus signed his yearbook
Yo Daddy is so Old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo Daddy is so Old he knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo Daddy is so Old I tOld him to act his own age, and he died.
Yo Daddy is so Old when he was IN school…there was No history clA$$!
Yo Daddy is so Old He Skipped Skool Wit Jesus…. On Da Noah’s Ark
Yo Daddy is so Old that he sat behind george washington in first grade
Yo Daddy is so Old, he has to stick his di## in the freezer to get hard!
Yo Daddy is so Old , when he went to school there was no history clA$$.
Yo Daddy is so Old his birth certificate says expired on it !!
Yo Daddy is so Old he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust!!!
Yo Daddy is so Old that I tOld him to act his own age, and he died.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him !!
Yo Daddy is so Old that his memory is in black and white.
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he was young RAINBOWS were black and white !!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Daddy is so Old on his birth certificate it says expired
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he sneezes he sneezes out dust
Yo Daddy is so Old, so Old, so Old that when he met the Dead Sea was still sick.
Yo Daddy is so Old, so Old, so Old that when he met the Dead Sea was still sick.
Yo Daddy is so Old, so Old, so Old that when he met the Dead Sea was still sick.
Yo Daddy is so Old, when he farted dust came out.