[Top 200] Yo Daddy Is So Fat Jokes

Yo Daddy is so Fat everytime he drink a milkshake he sing ” My milkshake bring all the girls to the yard “!
Yo Daddy is so Fat everybody just wishes he would just walk his Fat a** into on going traffic
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wants to shake someones hand, he has to give directions!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his legs are like spoiled milk
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he wakes up in TWO sections!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that even his clothes have stretch marks!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that they use the elastic in his underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo Daddy is so Fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he thought the Grand Canyon was swimming pool.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wears a yellow rain coat all u hear is TAXI !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he fell over he rocked himself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo
Yo Daddy is so Fat you have to roll over twice to get off him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that that he cant tie his own shoes.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he cut his leg and gravy poured out
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he got hit by a bus, he said, “Who threw that rock at me?”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he was cut from the cast of E.T. because he caused an eclipse when he rode the bike across the moon.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he eats “Wheat Thicks”.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that we’re in him right now!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he gets a cut he bleeds milkshakes.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a homeless family living under him
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I ran around him ONCE and got lost.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he steps on a scale it says to be continued!!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he stepped on his scale it said call !!! too Fat!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he stepped in the tub made all of the water come out!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out george washingtons nose
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I took a picture of him last year and its still printing!
Yo Daddy is so Fat they had to use all four sides of the milk carton when he went missing
Yo Daddy is so Fat that people jog around him for exercise.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he talks to himself, it’s a long distance call.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he comes at you from all directions.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display his picture !!!!!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that Weight Watchers won’t EVEN look at him !!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he fell in love and broke it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he hauls A$$, he has to make two trips !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his bellybutton’s got an echo.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he could sell shade.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his blood type is Ragu.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he goes to an amuSêmênt park, people try to ride HIM!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around him!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he fell on the ground and rocked hisself to sleep trying to get back up
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he made Free Willy look like a tic tac.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went to the cinema he had two seats and .
Yo Daddy is so Fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said “Can I get a double cheeseburger,extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he turns around, people give him a welcome back party!
Yo Daddy is so Fat his chunky fingers cant press one button/key on his remote, phone, or computer keyboard, etc!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes to kfc and orders they say that will be $ will that be all yet he says no he has’t ordered for anybody else yet!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that seismographs start shaking when he gets off the couch, and people start screaming “EARTHQUAKE!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went swimming in Africa a female hippo wanted to marry him
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went swimming in the pool people thought he was a whale
Yo Daddy is so Fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said, “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he farted, Obama blamed him for global warming
Yo Daddy is so Fat the tattoo artist couldn’t het his skin to hOld still
Yo Daddy is so Fat he poured a cup of water in the bathtub and it overflowed!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he didn’t float in space.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked outside in a yellow rain coat and people started yelling taxi!
Yo Daddy is so Fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state”
Yo Daddy is so Fat people started to use him to travel from other countries overseas.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to take orders outside of McDonald’s because every time he turned around, his rolls knocked down a whole shelf.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he sat on wal-mart she lower the prices.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he had to take orders outside of McDonald’s because he didn’t fit inside the building.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he wore orange and Charlie Brown started yelling, “It’s the great pumpkin!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat on your ipod and made it an ipad.
Yo Daddy is so Fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to buy plane tickets just so he can fit the seats!
Yo Daddy is so ugly people cross the street to avoid him but he’s so Fat he’s there too
Yo Daddy is so Fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and its still printing!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a homeless family living under him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he can swallow two grown mens in his belly button
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he goes to a restaurant, he looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to buy three airline tickets.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the his good side!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he got hit by a parked car!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he stepped in the tub he made a flood nyc !
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to iron his pants on the driveway
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to get out of the car just to change radio stations.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s on both sides of the family!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he cant reach into his back pocket.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wears a “Malcolm X” T-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he uses redwoods to pick his teeth
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he went on a light diet… As soon as it’s light he starts eating.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he can’t even jump to a conclusion !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he wakes up in sections
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked into a gap and filled it
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sells shade in the Summer.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he’s the only one at the beach that gets a tan
Yo Daddy is so Fat he can walk around the world in steps !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for his liposuction!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has snacks under his jelly rolls.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his bellybutton gets home minutes before he does !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat he triped over walmart stumbled over k mart but yet fell on target
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he steppep out the plane the whole earth had an . earthquake
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he sat own the bed the bed said abcd get your Fat behind off of me.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I took a picture of him last Christmas and it’s still printing!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he got his shoes shined, he had to take the guy’s word for it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he goes to a buffet, he gets the group rate.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the last time the landlord saw him, he doubled the rent.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he sits around the house, he SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to pull down his pants to get into his pockets.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he takes a shower, his feet don’t get wet.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he doesn’t have a tailor, he has a contractor.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he influences the tides.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he’s on both sides of the family!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walked past The TV I missed three episodes!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I ran around him twice and got lost.
Yo Daddy is so Fat the lifeguard at the pool screamed “TSUNAMI!” when he saw him walk up to the water
Yo Daddy is so Fat he only know lettets of the alphabet KFC
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to shrink/step a mile back just so he will fit in the room for his profile picture!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes into the movie theater he has to put up the arm rest up and fill out five seats.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when Mindless Behavior went missing, they were found in his Fat rolls
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he was playing hide and go seek with his daughter he had no place to hide
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I ran around him twice and got lost
Yo Daddy is so Fat his waist size is equator
Yo Daddy is so Fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized
Yo Daddy is so Fat he got stuck in the fire escape during a fire and everyone left inside got fried
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes to the movie theatre he sits next to everybody!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t come back!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat on the corner and the police came by & said “break it up!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat dora can’t even explore him
Yo Daddy is so Fat he war two watches cause he take up two timezones
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he broke his leg gravy spilled out.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has more chins then a hong kong phone book!
Yo Daddy is so Fat they used him as an inflatable jump house for kids’ birthday parties.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he lay on the beach and people start yelling FREE WILLY!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he can be in all states at once.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when the flight attendant comes around she offers him triple the food! So that means bags of pretzels and cokes!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that if he doesn’t get his chicken, he’ll throw a tantraum before you can say Mindless Behavior.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he jumped off the pier at Long Beach Japan had a tsunami.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when life guards saw him on the beach they called Save the Whale
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that even Dora can’t explore him!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s got his own area code!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that whenever he goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he wakes up in sections!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that everytime he walks in high heels, he strikes oil!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo Daddy is so Fat and , that he uses nmap to scan his Fat A$$ for bedsores.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
Yo Daddy is so Fat his bellybutton get home O minutes before he does !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that you have to grease the door frame and hOld a twinkie on the other side just to get him through!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get him out!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he sets off car alarms when he runs.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the only pictures you have of him were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade …. wearing ropes.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his waist size is the Equator.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay for him because we dressed him up as a Toyota.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when you get on top of him your ears pop.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked by the t.v and I missed episodes.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a lifeguard for his cereal bowl
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he plays hopscotch, he goes “New York, L.A., Chicago…”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the National Weather Service names each one of his farts.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to iron his pants on the driveway.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that light bends around him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he gets group insurance.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he uses two buses for roller-blades.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he doesn’t eat with a fork, he eats with a forklift.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the highway patrol made him wear a sign saying “Caution! Wide Turn”.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he tripped on th Ave, he landed on th.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has more CHINS than a Chinese phone book!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he turns around people throw him a welcome back party.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he jumps up in the air he gets stuck!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming
Yo Daddy is so Fat he went to the movies and sat next to everyone.!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the only letters in the alphabet he knows is K.F.C !
Yo Daddy is so Fat He got layers of muffin tops! I would know!, lost hand in there one day!
Yo Daddy is so Fat He eats an meal every hour instead of every !
Yo Daddy is so Fat He craves Mcdonalds Everyday !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a major weight problem !! …he can’t wait…to eat !!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to get of the biggest clothes size cut them down the middle and have to sew them together to get a bigger size!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he don’t even need a airbag when he get in a car accident
Yo Daddy is so Fat he is fed thru a tube cuz when he lifts his arm to get the chicken, he gets out of breathe
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he sat on the toilet it sunk in
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he travels he gotta make two trips
Yo Daddy is so Fat his belly button’s got an echo!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walks in front of the T.V and yo mama misses of her favorite hour episodes
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat in a chair and his knees was backwards
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went on a field trip, they had to have an extra fund raiser just to feed him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat & dumb He thought Weight Watchers was spyin on him!
Yo Daddy is so Fat every time he jumps or even takes a step its like a earthquake just happened!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went to go see a movie, he had to buy different tickets so he had enough room to sit.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walk it feel like its a earthquake coming
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he jumped in the ocean the whales started singing ” WE ARE FAMILY” But you just got more Fatter them me -_-
Yo Daddy is so Fat people jog around him for excersise
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sees a chubby white kid wearing white clothes and yells, “come here little marshmallow!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he stepped on the scale it said “to be continued”
Yo Daddy is so Fat he can hear bacon cooking in canada
Yo Daddy is so Fat he jumped in the air and got stuck